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Nov 20, 2023 · Maria Brainworms Strikes Again. The Money Honey's brain is runny! We regret to inform you that the worms have eaten another great chunk of Maria Bartiromo’s brain. Here she is explaining her new COVID origin myth to Ohio Republican Rep. Brad Wenstrup this morning. As Mediaite reported, the interview started with Wenstrup pushing the lab leak ...
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Jul 6, 2017 · Vegan Restaurant Owners #Triggered Just Because Diner Didn't Want To See Their Kid's #Butthole. Evan Hurst. Jul 06, 2017. 1. 3,547. Share. This actually didn't even happen in Portland. There is a vegan restaurant in Memphis called Imagine Vegan Cafe. We have never been there because LOL vegan food.
Oct 16, 2023 · Everybody Wishes Trump Would STFU About Israel, Including Israel. But South Carolina Republican Sen. Lindsey Graham, who follows Trump around like a real pathetic guy who follows a guy around — that’s a literary device known as a simile — actually grew half a backbone this weekend to say Trump shouldn’t have said those things.
Feb 28, 2024 · (Wonkette is examining that in a different post de blog.) But much of the meeting was spent reportedly teaching Speaker Johnson how to be a real American, as opposed to a Putin rentboy. You see, the big update on that direly needed Ukraine funding the Senate passed is that Johnson still hasn’t done fuckdick with it.
Dec 3, 2023 · Dec 03, 2023. 2,212. Share. "Always look on the bright side of life". Wait, scratch that! Wrong Python. So many great lines from Monty Python And The Holy Grail. But then again many of the films we watch for Wonkette Movie Night are highly quotable. What is it about these words in a script that resound so strongly with many of us?
