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May 7, 2009 · If you have not already read and re-read (for the updates!) this blog post from a conservative law professor at Cornell about Barack Obama and dijon mustard, you should probably just go kill yourself for missing out. Our jaw dropped somewhere around Update #4, but by Update #7 we were sobbing. It is now at Update #9 and this Wonkette post is taking forever to write because we cannot stop
2 days ago · May 9, 2024. /. emptywheel. Judge Maryellen Noreika relied in a key decision on evidence made available from Rudy Giuliani, while claiming that it derived from Hunter Biden's memoir. That's one of many reasons to be alarmed that Judge Maryellen Noreika has decided that Hunter Biden prosecutors don't have to tell him whence they've derived ...
Jan 18, 2024 · Source: CNN via Steady newsletter. Last Friday night, authorities in the state of Texas killed a family of three. The latest victims of Gov. Greg Abbott’s ceaseless cruelty include Victerma de la Sancha Cerros, 33, as well as her 10-year-old daughter and eight-year-old son. Around here, we have a word for those who allow people to drown: murder.
May 21, 2013 · Your Wonkette is a Very Influential Blog on the Internet, an enviable position that nonetheless carries with it certain afflictions. For example, we often attract the attention of the sorts of folks who probably don’t get invited to many parties, because they are no fun at all.
Oct 14, 2013 · Hello, Wonketeers! It's time for another bizarre & disturbing Wonkette Sci-Blog. Get out your phones and come on in -- we're Drunk Dialing Congress! We were looking forward to devoting this week's blog exclusively to the celebration of one of the year's most anticipated holiday seasons: Cephalopod Awareness Days.
Jan 8, 2024 · I'm a writer. Unlike Donald Trump, I live in New York City. And I know how to write. If you don't believe me about the writing part, read The Split (currently being serialized on Wonkette), which, I swear, I co-wrote with Ellis Weiner.
Jun 8, 2010 · We got a political news tip on our Facebook page from Wonkette operative "Laura," and it goes like this: "Sarah Palin 12/09 no boobs http: //bit.ly/bmQtPJ #Sarah Palin today, Instant boobage! http: //j.mp/dokqd2 only her #plasticsurgeon knows4sure." We are not fluent in the Twitter-Facebook dialects, but somehow we can follow the gist.
