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Jun 8, 2010 · We got a political news tip on our Facebook page from Wonkette operative "Laura," and it goes like this: "Sarah Palin 12/09 no boobs http: //bit.ly/bmQtPJ #Sarah Palin today, Instant boobage! http: //j.mp/dokqd2 only her #plasticsurgeon knows4sure." We are not fluent in the Twitter-Facebook dialects, but somehow we can follow the gist.
Feb 29, 2024 · The formerly esteemed Court announced yesterday it will hear Trump’s appeal in his permanent immunity “I am the king of Jesus, hear me roar” case, instead of simply affirming all the lower courts’ rulings and letting the criminal case in DC finally proceed against Trump. Any real judge would have done that, because the appeals court’s ...
Jul 22, 2010 · When our friend Ernest J. Pagels, Jr., dropped out of his race for Senate earlier this week, we didn't know if we could ever love again. But you know what? The universe works in mysterious ways. It started with a simple e-mail subject line in our tips inbox: "It's okay to laugh at the mentally impaired if they're running for a public office, right?" Wonketters, you have a new 2010 election ...
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Mar 11, 2024 · THE SPLIT: Chapter Nineteen. In which our heroine learns that she’s got a long way to go. Ellis Weiner. and. Steve Radlauer. Mar 11, 2024. There were no other cars in the vicinity, so it wasn’t hard to find the brown Zhiguli. Stimpy unlocked the driver’s door, then went around to the trunk, opened it, and took out an automatic weapon ...
Nov 4, 2023 · And now, they’re even eating their own. F.L. “Bubba” Copeland, the Republican mayor of Smiths Station, Alabama (population 6,756) and the pastor of a Baptist church, committed suicide on Friday after 1819 News, a right wing website run by Breitbart contributor Jeff Poor, outed him as an erotica-writing crossdresser.
Nov 30, 2023 · Nov 30, 2023. 637. Earlier this week, Elizabeth Warren posted on social media in support of the FTC investigating private equity firm Roark Capital (yes, the name references exactly what you think it references) for attempting to create a mediocre-at-best sandwich shop monopoly by purchasing Subway when it already owns Jimmy John’s and ...
