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The best way to prevent aging is lying about your age. 21. You know you’ve reached old age when your back goes out more than you do. 22. A sure sign of aging: Your train of thought often leaves the station without you. 23. Age doesn’t matter unless you’re a cheese. 24.
List of Jokes about Old Men. 1. Why did the old man bring a magnifying glass to the restaurant? Because the fine print on the menu was “a la carte blanche”! 2. What do you call an old man who’s good at gardening? A seasoned green thumb! 3. Why did the old man bring a calendar to the doctor’s office?
The Best Jokes about Old Men · Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said: "You're really doing ... · More jokes.
Two old men sitting on a park bench discussing their junk. First one says, “I’ll bet you mine is longer soft than yours is hard.”. Second one says, “That’s ridiculous. I’ve known you my whole life. Never have you, _or your wife_, bragged of such a thing.”. “Fifty bucks says mine is longer soft than yours is hard.”.
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Jun 23, 2020 · God said, “You must go to the field with the farmer all day long, suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer I will give you a life span of sixty years.”. The cow said, “That’s a kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years.
Apr 22, 2024 · Humor. 17 MORE LISTS. Age Is Just a Number. "You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old." -George Burns. Getting older is a fact of life, but that doesn't make it any easier to deal with. Fortunately, there are countless comedians who've given the world classic ...
