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- Season 3 overviewSep 19, 2005-May 22, 200624 episodesSeason 3 episodes1. Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts Sep 19, 2005
- After Alan falls off the roof, Charlie volunteers to watch Jake for the weekend.
- 2. Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover Sep 26, 2005
- Alan must see the school principal over a picture Jake drew.
- 3. Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark Oct 3, 2005
- Charlie organizes an intervention to keep Alan from reuniting with Judith.
- 4. Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs Oct 10, 2005
- Berta moves into Charlie's house for a few days and plays one brother against the other.
- 5. We Called It Mr. Pinky Oct 17, 2005
- Charlie responds inappropriately to a woman's declaration of love.
- 6. Hi, Mr. Horned One Oct 24, 2005
- Charlie likes dating Isabella, until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.
- 7. Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop Nov 7, 2005
- Rose's father (Martin Sheen) confronts Charlie about his intentions toward Rose.
- 8. That Voodoo That I Do Do Nov 14, 2005
- Charlie cons Jake into taking ballet lessons in order to get close to the teacher.
- 9. Madame and Her Special Friend Nov 21, 2005
- A wealthy, elderly woman (Cloris Leachman) sets her sights on Alan.
- 10. Something Salted and Twisted Nov 28, 2005
- Alan organizes a family dinner to celebrate a newspaper article about him.
- 11. Santa's Village of the Damned Dec 19, 2005
- Alan dates a controlling woman who takes over the house during the Christmas holidays.
- 12. That Special Tug Jan 9, 2006
- Alan's emotional breakdown after dropping Jake off for a weekend away sends Charlie to a therapist.
- 13. Humiliation Is a Visual Medium Jan 23, 2006
- Charlie must deal with the challenges of a committed relationship that is not based on sex.
- 14. Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded Feb 6, 2006
- Charlie plans a romantic date with Mia in hopes of consummating their relationship.
- 15. My Tongue Is Meat Feb 27, 2006
- Charlie sneaks cigars, beer and burgers behind Mia's back.
- 16. Ergo, the Booty Call Mar 6, 2006
- Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday party.
- 17. The Unfortunate Little Schnauser Mar 13, 2006
- Charlie boycotts an advertising awards banquet, having lost several years in a row to his nemesis.
- 18. The Spit-Covered Cobbler Mar 20, 2006
- Paying his young girlfriend's bills financially straps Alan.
- 19. Golly Moses, She's a Muffin Apr 10, 2006
- Kandi moves in with Alan, causing tension in the house.
- 20. Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro Apr 24, 2006
- Alan tries to win Kandi back, and Charlie sleeps with her mom.
- 21. And the Plot Moistens May 1, 2006
- Alan finds that he has more in common with Jake's teacher than with Kandi.
- 22. Just Once With Aunt Sophie May 8, 2006
- Charlie and Alan help Jake prepare for his first boy-girl party.
- 23. Arguments for the Quickie May 15, 2006
- Charlie's former girlfriend (Emmanuelle Vaugier) returns with an unexpected request.
- 24. That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite May 22, 2006
- Charlie and Mia plan their wedding despite complications on both sides of the family.
S3.E4 ∙ Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs. Mon, Oct 10, 2005. Alan looks for a new place after he invites Berta to stay at Charlie's house, bringing the brothers to blows. 7.7/10 (1.3K) Rate. Watch options.
The third season of Two and a Half Men originally aired between September 19, 2005 and May 22, 2006 on CBS, to positive reviews.
Mon, Sep 22, 2003. After 12 years of marriage, Alan's wife Judith, kicks him out and he turns to his older brother Charlie for help. Charlie has trouble altering his carefree lifestyle to accommodate the presence of his 10-year-old nephew Jake. 8.1/10 (2.5K) Rate. Watch options.
Season 3 of Two and a Half Men originally aired on CBS on Monday nights at 9:00/8:00pm between September 19, 2005 and May 22, 2006. In the United Kingdom, the third season originally aired on BBC Two on Saturday lunchtimes between December 31, 2005 and June 10, 2006.
Sep 19, 2005 · Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episodes. 67 Metascore. 2003 -2023. 12 Seasons. CBS. Drama, Family, Comedy. TV14. Watchlist. Where to Watch. A sitcom about a rich bachelor whose life is...
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Watch Two and a Half Men. Single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. Stream full episodes of Two and a Half Men and more comedy tv shows on Peacock.