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Bob Barker: You know what's driving *me* crazy? You, not getting the ball in the hole. Happy Gilmore: Don't push me, Bob! Now's not the time. [Happy hits the ball, which hits a man standing on a boat, who then falls into the water] Bob Barker: This guy sucks! Announcer: We haven't seen Happy Gilmore play *this* badly since his first day on tour ...
Happy Gilmore: Don't push me, Bob! Now's not the time. [Happy hits the ball, which hits a man standing on a boat, who then falls into the water] Bob Barker: This guy sucks! Announcer: We haven't seen Happy Gilmore play *this* badly since his first day on tour. He and Bob Barker are now dead-last.
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- Shooter McGavin: Damn you people. Go back to your shanties.
- Virginia: What's this about you breaking a rake and throwing it in the woods? Happy Gilmore: I didn't *break* it, I was merely testing its durability, and I *placed* it in the woods cause it's made of wood and I thought he should be with his family.
- Nursing Home Orderly: Good news, everybody, we're extending arts and crafts time by four hours today. Elderly Woman: My fingers hurt.
- Happy Gilmore: During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody.
- "The price is wrong, bitch" — Happy Gilmore.
- “You’re gonna die, clown!” — Happy Gilmore.
- “You could trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up!” — Orderly Nurse.
- “My fingers hurt” “Oh, well, now your back's gonna hurt, 'cause you just pulled landscaping duty.” — Old Lady & Orderly Nurse.
Aug 26, 2023 · When "Happy Gilmore" went into production in 1995, Bob Barker had been a regular presence on daily television for nearly half a century. As steady and assuring as Walter Cronkite was or Oprah ...
Jul 6, 2023 · He and Bob Barker are now dead last. Barker: I can't believe you're a professional golfer. I think you should be working at the snack bar. Happy: You better relax, Bob. Barker: There is no way that you could have been as bad at hockey as you are at golf. Happy: All right. Let's go! [he punches Barker in the face] Happy: You like that, old man ...
Oct 19, 2023 · 1. 20 VOTES. Bob Barker. Happy Gilmore: That guy's driving me crazy! Bob Barker: You know what's driving me crazy? You, not getting the ball in the hole. Happy Gilmore: Don't push me, Bob! Now's not the time. [Happy hits the ball, striking a man in a boat.] Bob Barker: This guy sucks!
