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Enjoy 37 best jokes by the American comedian known for his dark and offensive humor. See his ironic misdirection, biting insults, and controversial topics in this collection of his jokes, quotes, and one liners.
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May 28, 2019 · If you like dark humor, you'll love these jokes by Anthony Jeselnik, one of the darkest comedians working today. See his best one-liners about Alzheimer's, suicide, turtles, and more, voted by comedy fans.
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Nov 1, 2013 · 1. I’ve spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend’s killer… but no one will do it. 2. My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn’t exist, it wouldn’t be that big a let down. 3.
- “‘Cause what else you got? Doctor-assisted suicide? Get that weak shit outta here. Teen Suicide? No. College is important. I’m all about murder-suicide. Murder-suicide’s the best.
- “My sister and her husband lived next to a bunch of cell phone towers and they’re concerned it's gonna affect the health of their children… you know, if they can stop having miscarriages.”
- “I’ve spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend’s killer… but no one will do it.” Advertisement.
- “My favorite writer of all time, favorite author? William Shakespeare. Love Shakespeare. I still read Shakespeare today and people will argue with me that it's impractical to read so much Shakespeare, but let me learn you something: if it wasn't for Romeo and Juliet, I would have totally overreacted when my fiance killed herself.
Enjoy the sharp, controversial, and often shocking one-liners of Anthony Jeselnik, a comedian who pushes boundaries with his dark humor. Find jokes about vampires, zombies, ghosts, and more in this list of 173+ jokes by Jeselnik.
If this made you curious about Anthony Jeselnik, or if you’re already a fan who wants to revisit his one-liners and dark jokes, this list is perfect! Scroll through to the end and find the best Anthony Jeselnik quotes!
