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Mar 15, 2021 · Dogma has some of the best quotes that will make everyone want to re-watch the movie. Listed below are the greatest 'Dogma' movie quotes. 1. “He said that faith is like a glass of water. When you're young, the glass is little, so it's easy to fill.” - Liz, 'Dogma'. 2. “Metatron acts as the voice of God.
Sep 18, 2021 · Kevin Smith's incisive religious satire Dogma was denounced as blasphemy by the Catholic League, but it's filled with hilarious quotes.
Dogma quotes: the most famous and inspiring quotes from Dogma. The best movie quotes, movie lines and film phrases by Movie Quotes .com.
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Chris: Last season on Total Drama Island, Owen and Gwen battled it out for $100,000! In the end, Owen, a super-sized guy one this super-sized check but then gave it up for a chance to win 1,000,000...[the 14 contestants who we're tied from last season's finale get dropped off at a film lot.]Duncan: Man, I miss the smell of the city.[everyone else got off the bus.]Heather: [with her new wig]Step off!Gwen: You step off!Chef: [chasing Heather] This is for last season when you put laxatives in my brownies! The only thing that should give people the runs is my under-cooked meat! [shoots Heather with the paintball gun and her wig falls off] Heather: My wig! [She jumps to grab it but it was too late] No! Don't look at me! [Confessional] Ever since my head was shaved l...
[Gwen and Trent begin choosing their teammates for their teams] Chris: Okay, let’s get this bloodbath started. You’re gonna choose schoolyard style. Boy, girl, boy, girl. Ladies first. Since we have no ladies here, Gwen. Gwen: [sighs]I dunno. Duncan? Trent: [gasps; Confessional]I can’t believe she just went ahead and chose Duncan! I mean, they’re k...
Duncan: [laughs at Trent for falling for his unscrewed salt shaker prank]Ah, sorry for the morning assalt!Gwen: [slaps Duncan in the back of the head]3rd grade called: You're due back in class.Trent: Real mature. Don't you know it's bad luck to spill salt? [tosses salt over shoulders, and ends up hitting Heather in the face and she screams] Nothing a little pepper won't fix. [the pepper...Duncan: [laughing] Ah, you still gonna finish those eggs, bro? [eats a piece of Trent's eggs]Trent: [upset]Are you nuts? Now I only have eight pieces left!Duncan: Am I nuts? Dude, you are officially capital "W" weird.LeShawna: [Confessional, her hair poofs up]Darn! Humidity! Whatcha think you're looking at! Nothing to see here!LeShawna: Uh, Chris! You are gonna send someone to help DJ, right?Chris: [laughs].[The screen paused]Bridgette: Aww, poor Trent, right? What happened to him is just so wrong.Sadie: We felt so terrible for Trent. Like, he went nuttier than my sister's peanut allergy. [waves to the camera]Hi, Cindy!Katie: But he's still super cute! I barf a little in my mouth every time I think of what happened to him.Sadie: Oh my gosh, me too! [barfs a little in her mouth]'Geoff: [disturbed]Uh... okay. Cool. Uh, thanks for that.Chris: Could it be the Grips?[Lindsay, Justin, Owen and Beth are sitting on the bench]Owen: Hey! We heard that!Beth: It could still happen! We're not losers!Harold: [confessional] He's a worthless punk, or my name isn't Harold Norbert Cheever Doris McGrady, the fifth. [gasps upon realizing that he said his full name]Please don't tell Duncan about the D...Owen: Hey! You know what my brothers and me did once? We had a no hands pizza off! [laughs]You should've been there!Izzy: Let's pretend I was... here![Izzy jumps off her chair, gets on her hands and knees, and begins tearing into one of the pizzas]Owen: You're magnificent.[Izzy eats pizza with no hands and goes overboard]DJ: Maybe it's time to stop cheating. Being in this alliance with you? It makes me feel all kinds of wrong inside!Chef: This is not about right or wrong, son. It's about you and me winning that cool mil!LeShawna: Since when does Chef interfere in challenges? Smells kinda funny to me.Harold: Oh, that's me. Sorry. I was saving them for later.Justin: You guys gotta let me be the killer! The mask offers good protection for my beautiful face!Izzy: Okay, I am such the better scarier. My own dog is terrified of me, okay?Chris: Just as the Killer Grips were about to cut someone loose, DJ’s conscience, A.K.A. Mama DJ, got the best of him. DJ called himself out as a cheater, hopped into the lemousine, and rode off in...Chef: [pulls out giant book] Ahhh, my unpublished manifesto. I've lived a lotta years! [he hurls the book at Owen nailing him in the mouth]Owen: Ouchie! That'll hurt come morning.Izzy: Oh, no! Owen! Are you okay?Chef: [smugly]My editor was right, my life really is dangerous!Great memorable quotes and script exchanges from the Dogma movie on Quotes.net.
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Nov 12, 1999 · With Bud Cort, Barret Hackney, Jared Pfennigwerth, Kitao Sakurai. An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loop-hole and reenter Heaven.
Going around killing people, about to un-case your wings? Don't you have any idea what's going on? Bartleby: Well, we're going home. Azrael: Oh, really? Are you so clueless as to think that you can just waltz back into Heaven? Bartleby: Why not? Azrael: Everybody is looking for you. Both sides, above and below. Orders are to terminate you on sight.
