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- The Crocodile by Lewis Carroll. “How cheerfully he seems to grin …”
- How Not to Have to Dry the Dishes by Shel Silverstein. “Such an awful, boring chore.”
- Be Glad Your Nose Is On Your Face by Jack Prelutsky. “Within your ear, your nose would be …”
- Don’t Go Into the Library by Alberto Rios. “The library is dangerous …”
Come and enjoy some funny school poems. Read about the dog who is burping up homework and monkeys who are acing science tests!
A selection of funny poems for kids about school, boring lesson, cruel teachers, disruptive pupils and other school related activities
topic: School Poems. Funny poems and songs about all the crazy things that happen at school.
- Homework Stew. Famous Poem. By Kenn Nesbitt. I cooked my math book in a broth. and stirred it to a steaming froth. I threw in papers—pencils, too— to make a pot of homework stew.
- I Can't Wait For Summer. Famous Poem. By Kenn Nesbitt. I can’t wait for summer, when school days are done, to spend the days playing outside in the sun. I won’t have to study.
- Let Me Out Of The Class. Famous Poem. By Kenn Nesbitt. (sing to the tune of "Take Me Out to the Ball Game") Let me out of the classroom. Let me out of the school.
- Cleaning House In My Brain. By Kalli Dakos. Published by Family Friend Poems May 2020 with permission of the Author. Back To School Poem. I'm cleaning house.
Enjoy this selection of funny school poems -- everything from the bus ride to the teacher's pet.
1. Short funny poems for children, Poems that rhyme, funny friend poems, funny poems about school. Sometimes children with their fresh eyes looking at the world may be able to see that which an adults eyes pass over.
