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- Vodka Knows Best. According to this funny bar sign, vodka is the perfect drink for making decisions. Not only can you dance, but you can totally do a backflip off the bar and land on your feet.
- Before and After. Coffee shops have a reputation for funny signs too. For instance, this coffee shop knows that one coffee can change a person’s mood from grumpy to grumpy on caffeine.
- Topless Staff and False Advertising. If you stopped reading at topless bar then you’re going to be really mad. A bar sign is rarely clever, funny, and disappointing all at the same time.
- Hiding From the Wife. A good bar doesn’t just get customers drunk; they’ll also lie for their patrons. For instance, a bar in Ireland’s funny bar sign lists the rates they charge for lying to a customer’s wife.
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- No Hipsters. Report. Final score: 200 points. POST. KristinBarretoRodgers. Community Member. Follow. 8 years ago. OMG! I'm dying from laughter!
- Sign Outside A Wine Tasting Bar In Napa. Report. Final score: 196 points. POST. StephenWooden. Community Member. Follow. 8 years ago. Love this. 5 points.
- Trust Me. Report. Final score: 184 points. POST. frank0ys. Community Member. Follow. 8 years ago. ... Nice try vodka, nice try. 7 points. reply.
- Pilates? Report. Final score: 182 points. POST. ElizabethRowan. Community Member. Follow. 8 years ago. Coffee? I'm in. 7 points. reply.
- Classic bar jokes. A man walks into a bar…or was it two men? Maybe it was a woman. However you want to tell it, there’s nothing like a bar joke to instantly liven up the room.
- The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense. Don’t worry, we have more grammar jokes that all the word nerds will appreciate.
- The NSA Walks into a bar. “Hey, I’ve got a great new joke for you!” the barman says. The NSA smiles. “Heard it.”
- Comic Sans, Helvetica, and Times New Roman walk into a bar. “Get out!” shouts the barman. “We don’t serve your type here!”
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It may seem a bit old school, but with a dash of humor and piece of chalk, people come up with some brilliant signs to make people want to grab a drink. So, here are 20 of the funniest bar signs we’ve come across that are sure to make you laugh: 1. An inspirational quote with equal parts humor and truth and a well-drawn camel makes for a ...
Oct 6, 2023 · Whether you’re a seasoned bar hopper looking for the next couple of one-liner jokes, you can tell your drinking buddies or just seeking a chuckle, this collection will offer you a delightful escape into the realm of humor. So, with no further ado, dive into this list and hold on to your chairs!
Apr 17, 2017 · By Taysha Murtaugh Published: Apr 17, 2017. Save Article. Etsy.com. Whether displayed above your bar, on your porch, or in a man cave (or she-shed !), these rustic signs featuring hilarious quotes about booze are guaranteed to inspire plenty of chuckles. Cheers!
