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Fishing, Would Be, World. You can't fool all of the people all of the time. But it isn't necessary. Will Rogers. Atheist, Lying, People. Politicians are just a bunch of local bandits, sent by their local voters to raid the public treasury. Will Rogers. Politics, Voters, Politician.
- After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him... The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
- There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. Will Rogers. Running, Men, Government.
- There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
- When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car. Will Rogers. Funny, Death, Hilarious.
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Authentic Will Rogers quotes on Politics. “I’m not a member of any organized political party…. I’m a Democrat.”. “Democrats never agree on anything, that’s why they’re Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they’d be Republicans.”. “There is only one redeeming thing about this whole election.
Politics ain’t worrying this country one tenth as much as parking space. A politician is just like a pickpocket. It’s almost impossible to get one to reform. Party politics is the most narrow minded occupation in the World. If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
Sep 5, 2014 · 1. The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How is the president?" 2. Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. 3. I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. 4.
“Will Rogers' World: America's Foremost Political Humorist Comments on the Twenties and Thirties--and Eighties and Nineties”, p.159, Rowman & Littlefield There is a hundred things to single you out for promotion in party politics besides ability.
