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Happy Gilmore: Don't push me, Bob! Now's not the time. [Happy hits the ball, which hits a man standing on a boat, who then falls into the water] Bob Barker: This guy sucks! Announcer: We haven't seen Happy Gilmore play *this* badly since his first day on tour. He and Bob Barker are now dead-last.
Bob Barker: [ Shaking his head as he gets up] I don't want a *piece* of you, I want the *whole thing*! [ Punches Happy in the gut, then proceeds to punch him in the face ten times, sending Happy falling into a pond] Happy Gilmore: [ Happy gets out] Now you're gonna get it, Bobby!
- "The price is wrong, bitch" — Happy Gilmore.
- “You’re gonna die, clown!” — Happy Gilmore.
- “You could trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up!” — Orderly Nurse.
- “My fingers hurt” “Oh, well, now your back's gonna hurt, 'cause you just pulled landscaping duty.” — Old Lady & Orderly Nurse.
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- Shooter McGavin: Damn you people. Go back to your shanties.
- Virginia: What's this about you breaking a rake and throwing it in the woods? Happy Gilmore: I didn't *break* it, I was merely testing its durability, and I *placed* it in the woods cause it's made of wood and I thought he should be with his family.
- Nursing Home Orderly: Good news, everybody, we're extending arts and crafts time by four hours today. Elderly Woman: My fingers hurt.
- Happy Gilmore: During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody.
Photos. Quotes. Happy Gilmore : [Having a bad day of golfing due to a member of the crowd] That guy's driving me *crazy*! Bob Barker : You know what's driving *me* crazy? You, not getting the ball in the hole. Happy Gilmore : Don't push me, Bob! Now's not the time.
Nov 18, 2014 · “Psycho!” — Happy Gilmore. Everyday use: When you’re not the crazy one. “You’re gonna die, clown!” — Happy Gilmore. Everyday use: When inanimate objects get the best of you. “Mista, mista....
Sep 1, 2023 · 1. “You son of a bitch ball! Why don’t you just go home? That’s your home! Are you too good for your home? Answer me! Suck my white ass ball!” – Happy Gilmore. 2. “Dammed alligator just popped up, cut me down in my prime.”
