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Happy Gilmore: [shouts] He shoots, he scores! [Happy turns to Chubbs] Happy Gilmore: Oh, man. That was so much easier than putting. I should just try to get the ball in one shot every time. Chubbs: Good plan. [Chubbs chuckles as he pats Happy with his wooden hand. The two of them walk away]
- Casey Mathis
Casey Mathis Quotes in We're the Millers (2013) Share. Tweet...
- Bob Barker
Happy Gilmore: [Having a bad day of golfing due to a member...
- Mover
Happy Gilmore: Is that good? Mover: That's unbelieveable....
- Happy Gilmore
Happy Gilmore Quotes in Happy Gilmore (1996) Share. Tweet...
- Gary Potter
Harness. Energy. Block. Bad. Feel the flow Happy. Feel it....
- Mr. Larson
Mr. Larson Quotes in Happy Gilmore (1996) Share. Tweet +1....
- Assistant Coach
Coach: Number 18, is that Gilmore again?How many times has...
- Casey Mathis
Happy Gilmore (1996) - * Chubbs: [standing outside the batting cage] Back in 1965, Sports Illustrated said I was going to be the next Arnold Palmer. * Happy Gilmore: Yeah? What happened? * Chubbs: They wouldn't let me play on the Pro Tour anymore. * Happy Gilmore: Ah, I'm sorry. Because you're black? * Chubbs: Hell no! Damned alligator BIT my ...
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- Shooter McGavin: Damn you people. Go back to your shanties.
- Virginia: What's this about you breaking a rake and throwing it in the woods? Happy Gilmore: I didn't *break* it, I was merely testing its durability, and I *placed* it in the woods cause it's made of wood and I thought he should be with his family.
- Nursing Home Orderly: Good news, everybody, we're extending arts and crafts time by four hours today. Elderly Woman: My fingers hurt.
- Happy Gilmore: During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody.
Jul 13, 2021 · 1. “Terry: The only thing you ever talk about anymore is becoming a hockey player. The problem with that is you’re not a good player.” Happy: You’re wrong. I am a good player. You’re a terrible kindergarten teacher. I’ve seen the work you bring home from school and it’s terrible.” 2. “Shooter: You’re in for it now, Gilmore.
- Stephen Tompkins
- “I eat pieces of sh*t like you for breakfast!” — Shooter McGavin. Everyday use: When the words leave your mouth faster than you can think about them.
- “Psycho!” — Happy Gilmore. Everyday use: When you’re not the crazy one.
- “You’re gonna die, clown!” — Happy Gilmore. Everyday use: When inanimate objects get the best of you.
- “Mista, mista. Get me outta here.” — Nursing Home Patient. Everyday use: When you want to leave a party.
Photos (16) Quotes (11) Photos. Quotes. Chubbs : [standing outside the batting cage] Back in 1965, Sports Illustrated said I was going to be the next Arnold Palmer. Happy Gilmore : Yeah? What happened? Chubbs : They wouldn't let me play on the Pro Tour anymore. Happy Gilmore : Ah, I'm sorry. Because you're black? Chubbs : Hell no!
Feb 16, 2016 · 17. “Hey, why don't I just go eat some hay, make things out of clay, lay by the bay? I just may! What'd ya say?” — Happy Gilmore. 16. “It's all in the hips. It's all in the hips.” — Chubbs....
