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  1. Genre Comedy. Interpreted by. Robin Williams. Peter O'Toole. Rick Moranis. Eugene Levy. Andrea Martin. Plot – Following a serious accident on duty, former Chicago firefighter Jack Moniker leaves America and invests his money in a villa in the Caribbean to transform it into a hotel.

  2. With Robin Williams, Peter O'Toole, Rick Moranis, Jimmy Cliff. A retired Chicago firefighter partners with a reggae singer to turn a seedy Caribbean nightclub into a resort for affluent tourists.

    • Jack Moniker
    • Ernest Reed
    • Voit Zerbe
    • Solomon Gundy
    • Pilot
    • Dialogue
    • Cast
    [handing a fireman, Dave, a newspaper clipping]Read this, pal, and weep: "Paradise for pennies...a Garden of Eden, built on a secluded lagoon with its own private dock and speedboat included. Conta...
    I heard about this guy in Cicero, well he stiffed a loanshark, so a couple of these guys got him, cut off his arm, beat him to death with the arm, and shoved it in a food processor and made a dip o...
    Last time I smoked that stuff, they found me on top of the Sears Tower trying to build a nest.
    [to Ernest Reed, the owner of Club Paradise, during a storm]Oh, sure! Go start a revolution. It's not gonna look good on your resumé, you know!
    I ain't one for these songs! I have my own songs—I'm not doing these songs.
    There's a sickness in this place, and I'm the doctor. It's time to operate!
    [during a polo game]Sol, the boys are back. Our ship has come in. Now we've gotta deliver.
    Gentlemen, I just spoke to the owner of Club Paradise, and believe me, he is dyingto sell.
    Forget this place. You guys are gonna love the Caymans!
    [after hearing Jack's name]Moniker? What kind of a name is "Moniker"?
    I will crushErnest Reed!
    I will eathis bones!

    I'd like to thank you and ask that you remain seated, with your seatbelts securely fastened until the aircraft has come to a complete... [buzzer interrupts his announcement]Brake pressure!

    [As tourists are approaching St. Nicholas International Airport] Barry Nye: Isn't that the runway? Pilot: Geez, I hope not. If that runway was any shorter, it'd be a patio! Ernest Reed: What can I do for you, Mr. Gundy? Solomon Gundy: Nice to see you again, Ernest. Ernest Reed: Nice to see you too, Mr. Gundy. Solomon Gundy: Ernest, I come to you to...

  3. Movie/TV Club Paradise Quotes Jack Moniker : I heard about this guy in Cicero, well he stiffed a loanshark, so a couple of these guys got him, cut off his arm, beat him to death with the arm, and shoved it in a food processor and made a dip out of it.

  4. Club Paradise is a 1986 American comedy film directed by Harold Ramis and starring Robin Williams, Twiggy, Peter O'Toole and Jimmy Cliff. Set in a fictional Caribbean banana republic , it follows a group of vacationers' attempts to create a luxury resort from a seedy nightclub, and the series of events that take place.

  5. A great memorable quote from the Club Paradise movie on Quotes.net - Jack Moniker: I heard about this guy in Cicero, well he stiffed a loanshark, so a couple of these guys got him, cut off his arm, beat him to death with the arm, and shoved it in a food processor and made a dip out of it.

  6. "Club Paradise" quotes. Clips (18) Cast. A retired Chicago firefighter partners with a reggae singer to turn a seedy Caribbean nightclub into a resort for affluent tourists. Director: Harold Ramis. Writer: Harry Shearer, Tom Leopold, Chris Miller. Production: N/A. Genre: comedy. Year: 1986. MetaScore: 40/100. ImdbRating: 5.1.

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