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more on this quote ››. “- Ellen Griswold: Clark, let's just skip the house of mud. I think Dodge City was enough fun for one day. Besides, Catherine and Eddie are expecting us. - Clark Griswold: It's living history Ellen. But if you'd rather see your cousins. Personally I'd rather see a pile of mud than Eddie.”.
- How Much Do You Need. Aunt Edna: Why don't you just ask him for the money, Eddie? He sure as hell can't take a hint. Cousin Eddie: Well, I didn't want to ask you, Clark, you know, but could you maybe spare a little extra cash?
- Watch Your Language. Ellen: I honestly don't think we're going to find the Grand Canyon on this road. Clark: Jesus Christ, it's only the biggest goddamn hole in the world!!!
- Am I Gonna Eat. Aunt Edna: You're the ones who sent me the fruitcake for Christmas. It made me so sick! Ellen: Oh - we're sorry. We thought you enjoyed fruitcake.
- Real Tomato Ketchup. Cousin Eddie: I don't know why they call this stuff hamburger helper. It does just fine by itself, huh? I like it better than tuna helper myself, don't you, Clark?
- Car Salesman: Wait a minute, I'll get to the bottom of this, we'll find your car. Davenport! Davenport: Yes, Mr. Ed. Where is Mr. Griswold's Sports Wagon?
- Ellen: Clark, let's just skip the house of mud. I think Dodge City was enough for one day. Besides, Catherine and Eddie are expecting us. Clark: It's living history Ellen.
- Ellen: Gee Cath look's like you really got your hands full. Catherine: Oh, it's not so bad. Eddie says after the baby comes, I can quit one of my night jobs.
- Cousin Eddie: I don't know why they call this stuff hamburger helper. It does just fine by itself, huh? I like it better than tuna helper myself, don't you, Clark?
Jul 29, 2015 · Thanks to a perfect script from a pre-Brat Pack John Hughes (based on his autobiographical National Lampoon piece “Vacation ’58”) and some inspired direction by the late, great Harold Ramis ...
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View Quote Aunt Edna: Why don't you just ask him for the money, Eddie? He sure as Hell can't take a hint. Cousin Eddie: Well, I didn't want to ask you, Clark, you know, but could you maybe spare a little extra cash? Clark: [pulling some 20s out of his wallet] Sure, Eddie, how much do you need? Cousin Eddie: About fifty-two thousand dollars.
