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    Mitch Hedberg

    American stand-up comedian

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  2. 55 Best Mitch Hedberg Quotes & Jokes That Will Make You LOL. LOL at 55 best Mitch Hedberg quotes, jokes, and one liners. If you like this American comedian, this page is for you. This page has the most hilarious stuff of this stand-up comedian. It includes the best of his absurdly funny one-line jokes and stand-up comedy videos.

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  3. Mar 30, 2020 · As tribute to the late comedian, we've compiled 14 of Hedberg's best jokes, pulling from his albums, specials and late-night performances.

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    • James Crowley
    • "An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs.
    • "Alcoholism is a disease, but it’s the only one you can get yelled at for having." Poor Otto the alcoholic. If Otto had lupus, we wouldn't be angry with him.
    • "My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them." Couldn't you just use fake water and think about watering them? I'm probably overthinking this.
    • "I write jokes for a living, I sit at my hotel at night, I think of something that’s funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or if the pen is too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain’t funny.
  4. Feb 24, 2020 · A roundup of 21 of the best short jokes and one-liners by the late comedic genius Mitch Hedberg, whose stand-up continues to influence and resonate today as much as it did when he was alive.

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    • Luke Winkie
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    • 1 Mitch On Above-Ground Pools. “I saw a commercial for an above-ground pool. It was 30 seconds long. You know why? Because that’s the maximum amount of time you can depict yourself having fun in an above-ground pool.”
    • 2 Mitch On Pringles’ “I think Pringles' initial intention was to make tennis balls. But on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up, a big truck load of potatoes arrived.
    • 3 Mitch On Slip Covers. “This one commercial said ‘Forget everything you know about slipcovers,’ so I did. And it was a load off my mind. Then the commercial tried to sell slip covers, but I didn't know what the f*ck they were.”
    • 4 Mitch On Dr. Scholl. “Dr. Scholl makes foot products, right? And he's a doctor, which means he went to school for a long time. But it doesn't take a lot to figure out that stepping on a cushion would be more comfortable.
  5. Jun 18, 2013 · Maya Colen. 2.59K subscribers. Subscribed. 40K. 3.6M views 10 years ago. I had a lot of fun putting together the top funniest Mitch Hedberg stand up jokes. Mitch Headberg is comedy...

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  6. Mitch Hedberg's Best Jokes All Together & Animated - YouTube. Food Fight Studios. 1.54K subscribers. Subscribed. 679. 30K views 2 years ago #mitchhedberg #standupcomedy #animatedcomedy....

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