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Dec 6, 2017 · December 6, 2017 by LaffGaff. Get into the holiday spirit with these dirty Christmas jokes for adults only! Note these jokes are rude and so are not suitable for kids. If you’re a grown-up, enjoy them!
- What do snowmen use to make snowbabies? Snowballs, of course.
- Why doesn’t Santa have kids of his own? He only comes once a year, and it’s down the chimney.
- What did Santa sing when he went down the chimney? “Chestnuts roasting on an open fire…”
- You know what’s so great about this time of year? You can slam your laptop shut when your partner walks into the room, and you don’t get any disgusted looks.
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130+ Snowman Jokes for Adults: Frosty Humor That’s Snow Good. Introduction: Who says snowmen are just for kids? If you’re an adult with a penchant for frosty humor, you’re in for a treat. We’ve gathered a collection of over 130+ snowman jokes that are guaranteed to tickle your funny bone.
Ice Krispies! What do you call a snowman with a sunburn? A “melted” snowman! Why did the snowman go to the bakery? Because he heard they had a lot of dough! What happened to the snowman who won the lottery? He melted away because he was too hot to handle. How do snowmen greet each other in the morning? Ice to meet you!
Dec 23, 2022 · Write down your own puns and one-liners in the comment section below! Save my name like a secret handshake for my next comment! These snowman jokes and puns are great Christmas-winter humor that will have you rolling around in the snow with laughter.
Oct 2, 2020 · What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite. Who do snowmen play with on Christmas? Snow angels. Why did Frosty go to the middle of the big lake? Because snow man’s an island. How do mountains stay warm? Snowcaps. What kind of ball doesn’t bounce? A snowball. How do you scare a snowman? Two words: Global Warming
