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Dec 6, 2017 · Get into the holiday spirit with these dirty Christmas jokes for adults only! Note these jokes are rude and so are not suitable for kids. If you’re a grown-up, enjoy them!
- What do snowmen use to make snowbabies? Snowballs, of course.
- Why doesn’t Santa have kids of his own? He only comes once a year, and it’s down the chimney.
- What did Santa sing when he went down the chimney? “Chestnuts roasting on an open fire…”
- You know what’s so great about this time of year? You can slam your laptop shut when your partner walks into the room, and you don’t get any disgusted looks.
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Ice Krispies! What do you call a snowman with a sunburn? A “melted” snowman! Why did the snowman go to the bakery? Because he heard they had a lot of dough! What happened to the snowman who won the lottery? He melted away because he was too hot to handle. How do snowmen greet each other in the morning? Ice to meet you!
Nov 9, 2023 · Our collection of snowman jokes, from the clean jokes perfect for family fun to the slightly dirty joke meant for adult ears only, has hopefully added some extra cheer to your colder days. Whether you’re a fan of Frosty jokes, hungry snowmen, or just looking for a way to tickle that funny snowman puns craving, this treasure trove of humor is ...
“Ice-cold Mountain.” What did the snowman say when he won the lottery? “I’m on cloud frost nine!” Why did the snowman call his friend on a sunny day?
Dec 17, 2020 · 1. Why does Santa always come through the chimney? Because he knows better than to try the back door. 2. Why was the snowman smiling? He could see the snowblower coming down the street. 3. What do priests and Christmas trees have in common? Their balls are just ornamental.
1. Question: What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? Answer: An abdominal snowman! 2. Question: What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire? Answer: Frostbite! 3. Question: Why did the ornament go to school? Answer: To get a little “tree”-education! 4. Question: What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog? Answer: Frostbite! 5.
