Dan Aykroyd
Louis Winthorpe III
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- “Think big, think positive, never show any sign of weakness. Always go for the throat. Buy low, sell high. Fear? That's the other guy's problem. Nothing you have ever experienced will prepare you for the absolute carnage you are about to witness.”
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- Billy Ray Valentine: You know, you can't just go around and shoot people in the kneecaps with a double-barrelled shotgun because you're pissed at them.
- Louis: Looking good, Billy Ray! Billy Ray: Feeling good, Louis!
- Louis: My God! The Dukes are going to corner the entire frozen orange juice market! Ophelia: Unless somebody stops them... Coleman: ... or beats them to it. Eggnog?
- Billy Ray: Merry New Year! Beeks: That's "happy." In this country we say "Happy New Year." Oh, ho, ho, thank you for correcting my English which stinks!
With Denholm Elliott, Dan Aykroyd, Maurice Woods, Richard D. Fisher Jr.. A snobbish investor and a wily street con artist find their positions reversed as part of a bet by two callous millionaires.
Jan 13, 2021 · Are you a die-hard fan of the comedy movie 'Trading Places'? Here we have got 50+ 'Trading Places quotes' that will take you down memory lane.
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[while acting blind and legless] Hey, baby, what's happening? How are ya doing? Once you have a man with no legs, you never go back, baby. I know what you're thinkin'. You seen "Porgy and Bess"? [t...[after demonstrating some fake karate moves while in jail]That's called the "quart of blood" technique. You do that, a quart of blood will drop out of a person's body.[watching cops subduing an unruly suspect]May I suggest using your night stick officer?When I was a kid, if we wanted a jacuzzi, we had to fart in the tub.[to Penelope, as he is leaving jail]Those men wanted to have sex with me!I had the most absurd nightmare. I was poor and no one liked me. I lost my job, I lost my house, Penelope hated me and it was all because of this terrible, awful Negro. [sees Billy and attacks].He was wearing my Harvard tie. Can you believe it? MY Harvard tie. Like oh, sure, HE went to Harvard.[noticing Louis watch her undress]By the way, food and rent aren't the only things around here that cost money. You sleep on the couch.
Officer Reynolds: [to Louis]Strip, you little shit, before I tear your ass!Corrupt Cop: [Takes some PCP out of a baggie and tastes it] That's PCP! Phenycyclidine. Angel dust! You ever seen what this stuff does to kids? You're looking at 3 to 5 mandatory... Louis!Bunny: And she stepped on the ball.Even Bigger Black Guy: It ain't cool being no jive turkey so close to Thanksgiving.Randolph Duke: Ezra. Right on time. I'll bet you thought I'd forgotten your Christmas bonus. There you are.Ezra: Five dollars. Maybe I'll go to the movies... by myself.Mortimer Duke: Half of it is from me.Ezra: Thank you, Mr. Mortimer.Ezra leaves tableEzra [talking to himself quietly]: Morons.They're not just getting rich... They're getting even.Some very funny business.Take two complete strangers, make one of them rich the other poor... just watch the fun while they're... TRADING PLACESTrading Places quotes at the Internet Movie DatabaseTrading Places at Rotten TomatoesFind the best quotes from the 1983 comedy film Trading Places, starring Dan Aykroyd, Eddie Murphy, Jamie Lee Curtis and more. See the dialogue, humor and wisdom of the characters as they switch places and learn about money, life and love.
Enjoy the best quotes from Trading Places, the classic comedy about two men who switch places and lives. From Louis Winthorpe III to Billy Ray Valentine, from Mortimer Duke to Randolph Duke, here are the witty and hilarious dialogues that made this movie a classic.
Trading Places is a hilarious movie filled with clever, funny, and meaningful quotes! We’ve listed our favorites for you to enjoy, so read on! Check out the complete list below.
