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- Welcome to Zombieland. Our land is their land. This place is so dead Nut up or shut up. Survival rule #21: Avoid strip clubs. Survival rule #28: Get a kickass partner. Survival rule#4: Don't be a hero.
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Sep 24, 2019 · Zombieland Quotes. Total quotes: 44. “You are like a giant cock-blocking robot, like, developed in a secret fucking government lab.”. — Columbus , Zombieland. Tagged: cock-blocking, Robot, Fucking. “It’s amazing how quickly things can go from bad to total shit storm.”. — Columbus , Zombieland. Tagged: Horrendous, shit storm.
- “I’ve Never Been Good with Farewells So… That’Ll Do, Pig”
- “I Hate Coconut! Not The Taste, The Consistency”
- “Time to Nut Up Or Shut Up”
- “I’ve Never Hit A Kid before. I mean, That’S Like Asking Who Gandhi Is”
- “Where Are You, You Spongy, Yellow, Delicious Bastards?”
- “You Almost Knocked Over Your Alcohol with Your Knife”
- “It Had to Be A F***Ing Clown”
- “You Want to Feel How Hard I Can Punch?”
Towards the end of the movie, Wichita decides to leave the group with Little Rock because she fears attachment. The sisters set off for Pacific Playland, but Columbus decides to follow them because he is in love with Wichita. When Tallahassee finds out he is leaving, he says, “I’ve never been good with farewells so… that’ll do pig”. Clearly realizi...
Tallahassee’s quest for a Twinkie begins when he and Columbus come across an abandoned Hostess truck. After climbing down into a ditch, Tallahassee opens the door to the truck, only to find dozens of Snowballs. While Columbus is pleased with the pink dessert, Tallahassee is pissed as he digs through the pile looking for just one Twinkie. Columbus s...
Woody Harrelson’s character is described in the film as being a bada** zombie hunter. One of Tallahassee’s most memorable quotes is “Time to nut up or shut up”. This line is said right before he and Columbus enter the grocery store in search of a Twinkie. Tallahassee enters the store and uses a banjo to draw out a zombie before bashing its brains i...
One of the surprise additions to the cast of Zombieland was comedian Bill Murray. The gang comes across Bill Murray’s mansion and Wichita and Tallahassee go on about how much they love Murray’s movies. Little Rock on the other hand has no idea who they are talking about and asks who Bill Murray is. Tallahassee then says, “I’ve never hit a kid befor...
While Woody Harrelson’s character is serious for most of the movie, he isn’t as tough as he seems to be. In fact, he has quite a big soft spot when it comes to his son… and Twinkies. Columbus was traveling with the group to find his family while Little Rock and Wichita were going to Pacific Playland, but Tallahassee just seemed to be along for the ...
When Columbus first meets Tallahassee, they are seen as complete opposites. Columbus is walking down a road by himself when Tallahassee comes driving along with a bloody snow plow on the front of his SUV. After he tells Columbus he can give him a ride, he pulls out his knife in the car and Columbus mumbles, “You almost knocked over your alcohol wit...
Like most people, Columbus is terrified of clowns. When he is explaining the things that make him uncomfortable at the beginning of the movie, he says that clowns are at the top of his list. Unfortunately, one of the final bosses Columbus has to fight is a zombie clown. In order to save Little Rock and Wichita, Columbus realizes that some rules are...
Early on in the movie, Columbus and Tallahassee are talking about which side of the country is the safest. Tallahassee says that people in the west think it’s safe in the east, people in the east think it’s safe in the west, etc. He compares it to a penguin on the North Pole saying that the South pole has nicer weather, to which Columbus explains, ...
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- “Oh, America I wish I could tell you that this was still America. But I’ve come to realize that you can’t have a country without people. And there are no people here.
- “The first rule of Zombieland: cardio. When the zombie outbreak first hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons…were the fatties.” - Columbus.
- “It’s amazing how quickly things can go from bad to total s— storm.” - Columbus.
- “Come on! Anybody hungry? Tallahassee’s nice this time of year.” - Tallahassee.
- I Kinda Miss People. Columbus: I used to avoid people like they were zombies before they were zombies. Now that they are all now zombies, I kinda miss people.
- My Momma Always Told Me. Tallahassee: My momma always told me someday you'll be good at somethin'. Who'd have guessed that somethin' would be zombie killin'?
- Giant C*ck Blocking Robot. Columbus: You are like a giant c*ck blocking robot, like developed in a secret f*cking government lab! 9 votes.
- Had To Be A Clown. Columbus: Oh God. Look at this f*cking clown. Of course… it had to be a clown! No, wait. It had to be a clown. And it had to be Wichita up there to make me realize that some rules are meant to be broken.
With Jesse Eisenberg, Woody Harrelson, Emma Stone, Abigail Breslin. A shy student trying to reach his family in Ohio, a gun-toting bruiser in search of the last Twinkie and a pair of sisters striving to get to an amusement park join forces in a trek across a zombie-filled America.
Survival rule #21: Avoid strip clubs. Survival rule #28: Get a kickass partner. Survival rule#4: Don't be a hero. Survival rule #1: Cardio. A comedy that kills. Columbus: [voiceover] Oh, America. I wish I could tell you that this was still America, but I've come to realize that you can't have a country without people. And there are no people here.
Jul 29, 2023 · "Well, girls mature faster than boys. She's way ahead of where I was at that age." — Columbus. "Take away a man's son, you've truly given him nothing left to lose." — Columbus. "You see? You just can't trust anyone. The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me." — Columbus.
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