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- Cheese Shop
- Dennis Moore
- The Undertaker
- Nudge Nudge
- Self Defense Against Fresh Fruit
- Exploding Penguin
- The Fish-Slapping Dance
- Hell’s Grannies
- Confuse-A-Cat
- The Dirty Fork
Season 3, Episode 7: "Salad Days" At first glance, "Cheese Shop" feels like a light ripoff of the show's more famous "Dead Parrot" sketch: A customer (Cleese) grows more and more frustrated as he demands answers from an unhelpful shopkeeper (Palin). But what sets this sketch apart is its commitment to absurdity (the bouzouki soundtrack!) and two ve...
Season 3, Episode 11: "Dennis Moore" This later-season standout stars Cleese as a bumbling, flower-thieving highwayman who steals from the rich and gives to the poor. He even comes with his own theme song (which upon watching will be stuck in your head for the next few weeks, at least).
Season 2, Episode 13: "Royal Episode 13" A man makes funeral arrangements for his late mother, only for the undertaker (Chapman) to suggest some alternative methods for body disposal. Made all the better by the audience's scripted but still funny reactions of horror.
Season 1, Episode 3: "How to Recognise Different Types of Trees From Quite a Long Way Away" This Idle classic is a rare Flying Circus sketch with an actual punchline—and a good one at that. Say no more!
Season 1, Episode 4: "Owl Stretching Time" The Pythons frequently cast Cleese as an imposing, upstanding authority figure, but he did some of his best work when playing a completely unhinged lunatic—like this self-defense instructor who has devised his entire lesson plan around the dangers of fresh fruit.
Season 2, Episode 9: "How to Recognise Different Parts of the Body" The Pythons often dressed in drag to play so-called "pepperpots"—grouchy, matronly old ladies with a penchant for high-pitched shrieking. Here, Chapman and Cleese play two such women who sit down to watch telly—only to notice a large, unexplained penguin perched on top of their TV ...
Season 3, Episode 2: "Mr. and Mrs. Brian Norris' Ford Popular" The entire sketch is less than 20 seconds, but it has endured as one of Monty Python's most iconic. Man slaps another man with fish, high jinks ensue.
Season 1, Episode 8: "Full Frontal Nudity" What could be more terrifying than a marauding band of ne'er-do-well grandmothers, nicking telephone boxes and spray-painting "Make Tea Not Love" graffiti?
Season 1, Episode 5: "Man's Crisis of Identity in the Latter Half of the 20th Century" What starts as a seemingly straightforward sketch about a vet visit quickly devolves into one of the show's silliest bits: A highly trained group of military operatives attempt to cure a cat's ennui through the power of confusion.
Season 1, Episode 3: "How to Recognise Different Types of Trees From Quite A Long Way Away" Chapman somehow manages to keep a straight face as a man who asks his waiter if he can replace a dirty fork—only for all hell to break loose.
- Dead Parrot. Watch: The Dead Parrot Skit. The award for best Monty Python sketch goes to the most recognizably Monthy Python-esque: "Dead Parrot"! This skit centers on a pet owner, Mr. Praline (played by Cleese), who complains to the shopkeeper (played by Palin) about his parrot named Polly, who died.
- The Spanish Inquisition. Watch: The Spanish Inquisition Skit. Everybody say it: "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!" In this iconic sketch, three devious clergymen from the Inquisition appear when several characters specifically mention that "they didn't expect a Spanish Inquisition!"
- "The Lumberjack Song" Watch: "The Lumberjack Song" Michael Palin leads a chorus of Mounties and sings to his best girl about the glories of being a lumberjack.
- The Ministry of Silly Walks. Watch: The Ministry of Silly Walks Skit. "The Ministry of Silly Walks" is a most classic sketch that follows a gentleman, Mr. Putey, who wishes to register his silly walk with grant money.
Monty Python's Flying Circus - Just the words. The complete unexpurgated scripts of the original TV series. (except for the animation bits) In gloriuos c o l o u r -coded HTML format. Sources of the transcriptions: Most of the material was reaped from MontyPython.net, and converted to the color coded table format used in this collection.
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May 22, 2022 · There’s a book called Monty Pythons Flying Circus: Complete and Annotated (all the bits) which has the script for every episode they made together, but not including movies or anything like that. Reply reply
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Pantomime Horses. The Pantomine Horse is a Secret Agent Film. 'Party Hints' with Veronica Smalls. Party Political Broadcast (choreographed) Pasolini's 'The Third Test Match'. The Penguin on the Television. Penguins. The Penultimate Supper (John Cleese/Johnathan Lynne) People Falling From Buildings.
