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- “I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. ” ― W.C. Fields.
- “If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.” ― W.C. Fields.
- “It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.” ― W.C. Fields.
- “I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.” ― W.C. Fields.
- If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it. W. C. Fields.
- A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. W. C. Fields.
- Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. W. C. Fields.
- I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. W. C. Fields.
A collection of thoughts and quotes by W. C. Fields on humor, alcohol, labels, success, food, belief, drinking, chauvinism, insomnia, deceit and children.
I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. [when asked why he never drank water] I'm afraid it will become. habit-forming. [when asked what he would like his epitaph to read] On the whole, I'd. rather be in Philadelphia. [when asked whether he liked children] Ah, yes . . . boiled or fried.
- January 29, 1880
- December 25, 1946
Apr 21, 2024 · Fields adapts an English proverb that was popular in the 17th century. ( James Howell , English Proverbs (1659): "When the wind is in the east it is good for neither man nor beast"; John Ray , English Proverbs (1670): "When the wind's in the East, It's neither good for man nor beast."
Oct 25, 2013 · 23 Best W.C. Fields Quotes Of All Time. On Proper Cooking Technique: 1) “I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”. On Talent: 2) “If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullsh**.”. On Sex:
