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Funniest Short Poems. 1 Now We Are Six by A.A. Milne. 2 Skin Stealer by Shel Silverstein. 3 My Shadow by Robert Louis Stevenson. 4 The People Upstairs by Ogden Nash. 5 Eletelephony by Laura Elizabeth Richards. 6 If I Were King by A.A. Milne. 7 On the Ning Nang Nong by Spike Milligan. 8 Messy Room by Shel Silverstein. 9 Sneezles by A.A. Milne.
- A Word To Husbands. Famous Poem. By Ogden Nash. To keep your marriage brimming. With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
- The People Upstairs. Famous Poem. By Ogden Nash. The people upstairs all practise ballet. Their living room is a bowling alley. Their bedroom is full of conducted tours.
- I Didn't Go To Church Today. Famous Poem. By Ogden Nash. I didn't go to church today, I trust the Lord to understand. The surf was swirling blue and white, The children swirling on the sand.
- Missing. By Anne Scott. Published by Family Friend Poems May 2014 with permission of the Author. Funny Poem About Losing Glasses. I've hunted near, I've hunted far.
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- “My Shadow” by Robert Louis Stevenson. I have a little shadow that goes in and out with me, And what can be the use of him is more than I can see. He is very, very like me from the heels up to the head;
- “A Snow Man” by Anonymous. Oh, the beautiful snow! We’re all in a glow— Nell, Dolly, and Willie, and Dan; For the primest of fun, When all’s said and done,
- “Phantasmagoria” by Lewis Carroll. This is a long one, but TL;DR: The narrator encounters a mysterious specter in his house. When asked what he’s doing there, the ghost says …
- “The Elephant” by Anonymous. An elephant slept in his bunk, And in slumber his chest rose and sunk. But he snored—how he snored! All the other beasts roared,
Free funny poems on a variety of topics, to make you laugh without cringing. Enjoy our wholesome funny verse! Funny messages employ a variety of devices to produce humor.
- “Missing” by Anne Scott
- “Messy Room” by Shel Silverstein
- “My One-Eyed Love” by Andrew Jefferson
- “Doggy Heaven” by Larry Huggins
- “Our Imperfect Dog” by Cynthia C. Naspinksi
- “The Life of A Cupcake” by Shelby Greer
- “Yes! No!” by Joanna Fuchs
- “Tinkle, Tinkle, Little Car” by Cecilia L. Goodbody
- “My Shadow” by Robert Lewis Stevenson
- “I Ate A Chili Pepper” by Barbara Vance
I’ve hunted near, I’ve hunted far I even looked inside my car. I’ve lost my glasses, I’m in need, To have them now so I can read. I loudly swear and I curse Did I leave them in my purse? Are they behind the sofa, under the bed? Oh there they are—on my head!
Whosever room this is should be ashamed! His underwear is hanging on the lamp. His raincoat is there in the overstuffed chair, And the chair is becoming quite mucky and damp. His workbook is wedged in the window, His sweater's been thrown on the floor. His scarf and one ski are beneath the TV, And his pants have been carelessly hung on the door. Hi...
I’ve fallen in love—I don't know why I’ve fallen in love with a girl with one eye. I knew from the start. It was plain to see That this wonderful girl had an eye out for me She’s charming and witty and jolly and jocular Not what you’d expect from a girl who’s monocular. Of eyes—at the moment—she hasn’t full quota But that doesn’t change things for ...
All doggies go to heaven (or so I’ve been told). They run and play along the streets of Gold. Why is heaven such a doggie-delight? Why, because there’s not a single catin sight!
We love our dog with all our hearts, But not so much her stinky farts. Her doggy breath is less than fresh, Yet we hug her nonetheless. From barking she will not refrain. The house and yard are her domain. Park on the street or walk on past, And you will likely cop a blast. Meter readers, couriers, Serve to make her furious. Possums, lizards, neigh...
They put me in the oven to bake. Me, a deprived and miserable cake. Feeling the heat, I started to bubble. Watching the others, I knew I was in trouble. They opened the door and I started my life. Frosting me with a silver knife, Decorating me with candy jewels. The rest of my batch looked like fools. Lifting me up, she took off my wrapper. Feeling...
My turn signal wasn’t working, So I asked for help from a friend. “Stand behind the car,” I said. “Let’s get this problem to end.” “When I turn the signal on, If it’s working, let me know.” I hit the blinker and then I heard: “Yes! No! Yes! No! Yes! No!”
Tinkle, Tinkle little car How I wonder what you are. Leaking oil every day Having it your own way. Going up hills real slow I don't want you any mo'. Tinkle, Tinkle little car Boy, what a lemon you are.
I have a little shadow that goes in and out with me, And what can be the use of him is more than I can see. He is very, very like me from the heels up to the head; And I see him jump before me when I jump into my bed. The funniest things about him is the way he likes to grow— Not at all like proper children, which is always very slow; For he someti...
I ate a chili pepper One a lunch-time dare; Sandy said I’d burn my mouth, But I didn’t care. I ate that chili pepper— Left not a seed to waste— And won that truly silly bet, But lost my sense of taste.
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May 8, 2024 · Our Favorite Funny Poems for Everyone. 1. The Crocodile by Lewis Carroll. “How cheerfully he seems to grin …”. 2. How Not To Have To Dry the Dishes by Shel Silverstein. “Such an awful, boring chore.”. 3. Be Glad Your Nose Is On Your Face by Jack Prelutsky.
