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Serial Mom: Directed by John Waters. With Kathleen Turner, Sam Waterston, Ricki Lake, Matthew Lillard. She's the perfect all-American parent: a great cook and homemaker, a devoted recycler, and a woman who'll literally kill to keep her children happy.
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Officer, I'm sorry, but we don't allow gum in this house.Life doesn't have to be ugly. Look at the birds out there; listen to their call. [makes bird noises]Hwee, hwee, hwee, hwee.[after murdering someone]I don't know what it is about today but I feel great!Are those... pussy willows?Eugene Sutphin: [during sex with Beverly] Oh honey, you are hottonight!Chip Sutphin: [in response to Misty telling the family about her new love interest]You sure can pick 'em.Misty Sutphin: Chip! Our mother is Charles Manson!Ralph Sterner: [while having teeth drilled]Help me Betty! He's worse than the dentist in the Marathon Man!Chip: Hey, dad, have you ever seen Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer?Eugene: I most certainly have not!Eugene: Listen to this, [reading from the newspaper]"Hillside Strangler gets his college degree in prison".Beverly: That's nice, dear.Eugene: Nice? He should have been executed!Misty: He killed people, mom!Every Mom Wants to Be Wanted, But Not For Murder One!She's a fabulous, loving, caring mother, who er... ...happens to be a serial killer!At least she meant well.Serial Mom quotes at the Internet Movie DatabaseSerial Mom at Rotten TomatoesSerial Mom quotes. 26 total quotes. Beverly Sutphin. Others. View Quote Chip Sutphin: [in response to Misty telling the family about her new love interest] You sure can pick 'em. View Quote Detective: Proceed with caution; she is armed. And ****in' nuts!
View Quote Chip: You know Mom, Scotty thinks you're the killer. Beverly: [laughs] Does he? You know, for someone who doesn't wear his seatbelt Scotty sure is nosy.
View Quote Chip: Tell me the truth, Mom. Really, it's okay with me. Are you a serial killer? Beverly: Chip, the only serial I know anything about is Rice Krispies!