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Apr 3, 2023 · The best The Office quotes from Michael Scott, Dwight Schrute, and every Dunder Mifflin employee. Read the funniest, most inspirational quotes from 9 seasons.
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Oct 22, 2021 · Enjoy the hilarious humor of Dunder Mifflin's employees with these memorable lines from the U.S. version of The Office. From Michael Scott's one-liners to Dwight Schrute's quirky observations, these quotes will make you laugh out loud.
- “Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.” – Michael Scott (Season 5, The Duel)
- “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott (Season 4, Fun Run)
- “And I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.” – Michael Scott (Season 5, Stress Relief: Part 1)
- “I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days, before you’ve actually left them.” – Andy Bernard (Season 9, Finale) Related: Why Did Steve Carell Leave The Office?
- "I think that pretty much sums it up... I found it at Spencer Gifts." — Michael Scott (holding a mug reading "World's Best Boss")
- "Uh... nope. Nope. This isn't the surprise. It's surpris ing because you didn't expect it, but you will...
- "Could you mean a vagina? Because if you do, I want that covered." — Meredith Palmer.
- "No, no... 'cause then the ice melts and it's, like, ~second drink~." — Pam Beesly.
Aug 9, 2024 · Enjoy some of the most memorable and hilarious quotes from the American mockumentary sitcom The Office. From Michael Scott's blunders to Dwight Schrute's quirks, these quotes will make you laugh out loud.
Aug 14, 2023 · Relive some of the best moments from the hit sitcom The Office with these 15 hilarious quotes from Michael, Dwight, Pam, Jim and more. From "I love inside jokes" to "I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious," these lines are still making us laugh out loud.
Oct 23, 2023 · Relive the hilarious moments of The Office (U.S.) with these 15 memorable and witty quotes from Michael, Dwight, Jim and more. From Prison Mike to bears, beets and Battlestar Galactica, these quotes capture the show's humor and characters.
