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Mar 12, 2024 · Here are the best Billy Madison quotes and memorable Billy Madison sayings that will surely make you laugh out loud. “Stop looking at me, Swan!”. — Billy Madison. “I am the smartest man alive!”. — Billy Madison. “I hate cursive and I hate all of you!”. — Billy Madison.
Billy Madison: Well, I made the duck blue because I'd never seen a bluse duck before and I wanted to see one. Miss Lippy: Well, I think it's an excellent blue duck. Congratulations Billy, you just passed the first grade. Billy Madison: Wow, Miss Lippy, that's great. What do you think of the Mr. Blue Duck? Billy Madison: That's quacktastic.
Feb 20, 2014 · 15. Don’t tell me my business, devil woman! This whole scene is, in and of itself, basically one of the best quotes of the movie. “Judas Priest, Barbara, it’s one of those flaming bags again ...
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Billy Madison (1995) - * Principal: Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Billy Madison (1995) - * [Max meets Eric in the kitchen asking him where the bathroom is, then shows him a magazine with a cover of Max dressed in a wrestling outfit] * Eric: Hey, tubby, how about a little bathroom reading? I have the August 1983 issue of Wrestling World here. There's a terrific article about a wrestler named the Revolting Blob. Gee, you know somethin'? He kinda looks like ...
Janitor: I'd rather have a beer. View Quote Billy Madison : (Faking sickness so he can skive off of school. He lays in bed with a mouth thermometer he heated with his desk-lamp) I swear to God I'm sick. I can't go to school. Juanita: If you're gonna stay home today, you can help me shave my armpits.
Apr 28, 2022 · More like bore-ophyll.”. BILLY MADISON. “I don’t know. I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.”. BILLY MADISON. “I’m not saying he’s an idiot. I just think he might not be mature enough to run a ‘Fortune Five Hundred’ company.”. ERIC GORDON.
