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Funny Motivational Work Quotes. 27.) No man goes before his time—unless the boss leaves early. Groucho Marx. 28.) I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. Jerome K. Jerome. 29.)
Aug 12, 2023 · If work gives you stress, make some jokes!”. – Ralph Waldo Emerson. “In the office, everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler. Especially the printer.”. – Albert Einstein. “What doesn’t kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a dark sense of humor, especially in the office.”.
So procrastinate now, don't put it off." — Ellen DeGeneres. "Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job." — Anonymous. "I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back." — Anonymous. "Nothing makes me more productive than the last minute." — Anonymous.
40+ Rib-Tickling And Funny Work Quotes. 1. “No man goes before his time—unless the boss leaves early.”. – Groucho Marx. 2. “Doing nothing is very hard to do… you never know when you’re finished.”. – Leslie Nielsen. 3. “The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.”.
Apr 16, 2024 · Funny Co-Worker Quotes Co-workers can become the unexpected cast of our daily workplace comedy show. These funny work sayings offer a nod to the characters we encounter in office life, from the office prankster to the eternal optimist.
May 5, 2022 · Maybe two coffees and then kindness. Nanea Hoffman. Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. Ursula Le Guin. Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom. Terry Pratchett. When reality and dreams collide, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off. Crystal Woods.
Short motivational quotes pack a powerful punch of inspiration in just a few words, perfect for a quick boost during a busy workday. Here are 10 concise yet impactful quotes specifically tailored for the workplace: “Do it with passion or not at all.”. – Rosa Nouchette Carey. “Believe you can and you’re halfway there.”.
