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Feb 5, 2023 · Funny Birthday Quotes. These funny birthday quotes will put a smile on your face. “For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.”. — John Glenn. “A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday, but never remembers her age.”. — Robert Frost. “When a man has a birthday, he takes a ...
Apr 15, 2024 · The Best, Funny Birthday Quotes. 1.) Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net. Franklin Pierce Adams. 2.) Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened. Cora Harvey Armstrong. 3.)
Mar 10, 2015 · George Bernard Shaw. An old fart is as good as a new one. Unknown. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. Groucho Marx. The secret to eternal youth is arrested development. Alice Roosevelt Longworth. A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun.
Jun 11, 2021 · George Meredith. "Celebrate your journey of life." —Lailah Gifty Akita. "Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same." —Audrey Hepburn. "The greatest ...
Mar 16, 2022 · When the day of birth comes, the main topic often is the question of age. Depending on who are you congratulating, these hilarious birthday quotes should touch on the topics of aging, the wisdom that comes with it, and the rebelliousness, all with a touch of comedy. Wishing congratulations to someone comes in all shapes and forms, so if you ...
Jan 8, 2024 · Happy Birthday! Act your age not your shoe size. — A playful reminder that age and maturity don’t always align, always good for a laugh. Let’s toast to the only thing getting older than you – dinosaurs. — It’s a humorous exaggeration of their age, which is always fun on birthdays. Another year older, none the wiser.
For Men. Here are some funny birthday messages specifically for a guy. Happy Birthday to a guy who still isn’t showing his age… or acting it! Happy Birthday! Hope you consume plenty of cake, beer, and ED meds. Happy Birthday to a guy who’s witty, manly, handsome… and reminds me a lot of myself! Happy Birthday!
