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Aug 20, 2024 · I got $25 from Reader's Digest last week for something I never said. I get credit all the time for things I never said. You know that line in You Bet Your Life? The guy says he has seventeen kids and I say: "I smoke a cigar, but I take it out of my mouth occasionally"? I never said that.
Aug 25, 2024 · Top 5 quotes from Groucho Marx. "Anyone can get old, all you have to do is live long enough." "I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it." "Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted." "Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it is too dark to read."
Aug 25, 2024 · The Man Who Believes in Nothing. 809. 19
Aug 25, 2024 · You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.”. ― Groucho Marx. tags: attributed-no-source. Read more quotes from Groucho Marx. Share this quote: Like Quote.
Aug 25, 2024 · “Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... now you tell me what you know.” ― Groucho Marx
Aug 25, 2024 · “He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.” ― Groucho Marx
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Aug 26, 2024 · Read Groucho Marx quotes, biography or a speech. QuoteDB offers a large collection of Groucho Marx quotations, ratings and a picture. You can submit a rating for each quote, discuss it in a forum or add it to your Quote List!
