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  1. Steven Alexander Wright (born December 6, 1955) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and film producer. He is known for his distinctive lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations.

    • “I’m going to court next week. I’ve been selected for jury duty. It’s kind of an insane case. 6,000 ants dressed up as rice and robbed a Chinese restaurant …I don’t think they did it.
    • “I tried to hang myself with bungee cord… Kept almost dying.” Advertisement.
    • “I was walking down the street, there was a sign stapled to a telephone pole that said: Reward, lost $50. If found, just keep it”
    • “So I was laying in bed with my girlfriend reading the second hand diary that I bought… ‘I don't remember this.’ She said, “Let me ask you a question: If you could know how and when you were gonna die would you want to know?’
  2. Dec 6, 2016 · Celebrate the 61st birthday of the deadpan comedian with his witty and absurd humor. See his jokes about coffee, dogs, mirrors, astronomy, and more.

  3. Jan 19, 2024 · 9.31M subscribers. Subscribed. 9.9K. 532K views 3 months ago #Colbert #Harold #Books. Legendary comedian Steven Wright makes his first appearance on The Late Show, much to the delight of...

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  4. May 16, 2023 · If there’s one living stand-up legend whose jokes are perfect for Twitter, it’s Steven Wright. Not only are they concise (“Lost a buttonhole”) but so meticulously absurd (“I like to reminisce...

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  6. May 16, 2023 · Comic Steven Wright explains why he wrote a novel, 'Harold' - Los Angeles Times. Advertisement. Why deadpan genius comic Steven Wright wrote a novel with no rules. By Stuart Miller. May 16,...

  7. Apr 12, 2023 · 761K subscribers. Subscribed. 7.4K. 557K views 1 year ago #richeisenshow #comedy #stevenwright. Comedian Steven Wright joins Rich Eisen in-studio where he reveals which of his thousands of...

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