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Steven Alexander Wright (born December 6, 1955) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and film producer. He is known for his distinctive lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations. [1]
- “I’m going to court next week. I’ve been selected for jury duty. It’s kind of an insane case. 6,000 ants dressed up as rice and robbed a Chinese restaurant …I don’t think they did it.
- “I tried to hang myself with bungee cord… Kept almost dying.” Advertisement.
- “I was walking down the street, there was a sign stapled to a telephone pole that said: Reward, lost $50. If found, just keep it”
- “So I was laying in bed with my girlfriend reading the second hand diary that I bought… ‘I don't remember this.’ She said, “Let me ask you a question: If you could know how and when you were gonna die would you want to know?’
Jan 22, 2021 · Enjoy over 100 hilarious and ironic one-liners by American comedian Steven Wright. Learn about his life, career, and awards as a stand-up comedian and actor.
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May 15, 2021 · Steven Wright - Deadpan & One-Liners | Comedy Support the Channel https://www.buymeacoffee.com/LaughPl Steven Wright is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ...
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Jan 19, 2024 · Legendary comedian Steven Wright makes his first appearance on The Late Show, much to the delight of superfan Stephen Colbert. Watch as they talk about everything from Johnny Carson to Jesus, and...
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Nov 22, 2023 · Steven Wright has built a decades-long stand-up comedy career out of telling brilliant, bizarre and biting one-liners such as these.
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Learn about Steven Wright, a comedian who started telling jokes at 23 and has appeared on TV, films and albums. See his awards, credits and biography on his official website.
