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- “I’m going to court next week. I’ve been selected for jury duty. It’s kind of an insane case. 6,000 ants dressed up as rice and robbed a Chinese restaurant …I don’t think they did it.
- “I tried to hang myself with bungee cord… Kept almost dying.” Advertisement.
- “I was walking down the street, there was a sign stapled to a telephone pole that said: Reward, lost $50. If found, just keep it”
- “So I was laying in bed with my girlfriend reading the second hand diary that I bought… ‘I don't remember this.’ She said, “Let me ask you a question: If you could know how and when you were gonna die would you want to know?’
Steven Alexander Wright (born December 6, 1955) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and film producer. He is known for his distinctive lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations.
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Jan 22, 2021 · Steven Wright Quotes and One-Liners. “7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.”. – Steven Wright. “A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.”. – Steven Wright. “A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.”. – Steven Wright. “A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so ...
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May 5, 2024 · Steven Wright was born on December 6, 1955, in Cambridge, Massachusetts, the U.S.A. as Steven Alexander Wright. His mother is Lucille Wright and his father is Alexander K. Wright who worked as an electronics technician and tested “stuff” for NASA during the Apollo spacecraft program. Alexander K. Wright later worked as a truck driver.
Jan 19, 2024 · Legendary comedian Steven Wright makes his first appearance on The Late Show, much to the delight of superfan Stephen Colbert. Watch as they talk about every...
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Jan 4, 2020 · One of the most original, brilliant comedians ever!Steven Alexander Wright (born December 6, 1955) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and film ...
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