XXX (2002 film)
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By Gav Murphy
Updated: May 2, 2017 6:38 pm
Posted: Jan 19, 2017 12:01 am
It’s been 15 years since we last saw Vin Diesel in xXx as thrillseeker/secret agent/big-coat-wearer Xander Cage and, since then, the series has matured very little. xXx: Return of Xander Cage lobs out one ludicrous set piece after another, giving you very little time to think about the nonsense you’re seeing onscreen, which is a good thing because the film seems like it was written by a child.
The thing is: that child is best friends with Vin Diesel, so it’s kind of okay.
According to 2005 sequel xXx: State of the Union, Xander Cage was killed in an explosive attack, but in this sort-of threequel, he is very much alive, with no real explanation as to why. The way we know that Xander Cage is alive is because he’s reintroduced to us in the film by jumping off of a dangerously high satellite pylon and skiing down a jungle, which is something dead people very rarely do. Despite being up to his old death-defying tricks, Cage is no longer an agent-for-hire and instead spends his days watching football in the slums of Brazil.
You probably already know whether or not you should go see xXx: Return of Xander Cage - it depends on your willingness to accept entirely farcical and nonsensical plotlines, dialogue and situations just because they feature the inhumanly charismatic Vin Diesel. It’s an utterly ridiculous ride that doesn’t dare take itself seriously, nor hang around...
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xXx: Return of Xander Cage is entirely ridiculous but a lot of stupid fun.
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Jan 19, 2017 · Home. Movies. Movie Reviews. ‘xXx: Return of Xander Cage’: Film Review. Vin Diesel returns as the extreme sports-loving secret agent in 'xXx: Return of Xander Cage,' the...
Jan 19, 2017 · Rating. PG-13. Running Time. 1h 47m. Genres. Action, Adventure, Thriller. Movie data powered by IMDb.com. Rated PG-13. Rule of law is ignored and laws of physics are massacred.
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Jan 20, 2017 · ‘XXX: Return of Xander Cage’ Review: Vin Diesel Gives Us Sequel No One Wanted. Action-movie franchise inexplicably returns with more extreme-sports stunts, lunk-headed espionage and...
