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Sep 25, 2023 · 1. What is a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory. 2. Which school supply is king of the classroom? A ruler. 3. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were so bright. 4. What time would it be if Godzilla came to school? Time to run! 5. What is a witch’s favorite subject in school? ADVERTISEMENT. Spelling! 6.
This one I heard when I was in 8th grade. it's pretty darn funny. Three men die in a car accident and go to heaven. They walk up to Satin Peter. Peter looks at them and says "Now,Let me explain how things around here in heaven work; You all will have a car based on how many times you cheated on your wife."
- Q: How do all the oceans say hello to each other? They wave!
- Q: What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!
- Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
- Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
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A huge thank you to several of my former students for some of these hilarious jokes! Also, a big thank you to the Teaching Trailblazers in our Fearless Kindergarten Facebook Group, Fearless First Grade Facebook Group, and Fearless Second Grade Facebook Groupfor funny jokes in the classroom! Sit back, relax and enjoy these 180 Jokes for the Classroo...
1 – Which school supply is the king of the classroom? The ruler 2 – What runs around the yard (or playground) all day, but never gets tired? The fence. ~ Peggy H. 4 – What is a snake’s favorite subject? Hisssssstory Joke 5 – Why did the crayon cry? He was feeling blue. 6 – Where do pencils go on vacation? Pennsylvania ~ Carrie B. 7 – Why did the do...
11 – How do you get Pikachu on the bus? You Poke-e-mon (poke him on). ~ Cherie M. 12 – What do elves do after school? GNOME-work 13 – What is a cat’s favorite color crayon? ”Purr”ple Joke 15 – What flies around the kindergarten room at night? The alpha-BAT. 16 – What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? A teacher says, “Spit out that gum...
22 – What are ten things you can always count on? Your fingers! 23 – What do you call a hen who counts her own eggs? A mathemachicken. ~ Kelly R. Joke 25 – What was the banker’s favorite player on the football team? The quarterback. 26 – What did 50 do when she got hungry? 58 ~ Anna W. 27 – Why is a math book always unhappy? Because it always has l...
39 – What’s a tornado’s favorite game to play? Twister. Joke 40 – What does the cloud put on before the storm? Thunderpants. ~ Michele J. 41 – Why is the moon like a dollar? Because it has four quarters 43 – What kind of flower grows between your nose and your chin? Two lips ~ Candice W. 44 – Which planet is the noisiest? Saturn, because it has so ...
Joke 45 – What is a vampire’s favorite fruit? A neck-terine ~ Sandy P. 47 – What is a ghost’s favorite pie? Boo berry pie ~ Peggy H. 48 – What do Italian ghosts have for dinner? Spook-hetti! 49 – Where do monsters get an education? In ghoul school!
52 – What did one snowman say to the other snowman? I smell carrots. ~ Deborah P. 53 – What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite Joke 55 – What often falls in winter, but never gets hurt? Snow 56 – What type of Mexican food do snowmen like? Brrrrrr-itos! 57 – What is a snowman’s favorite drink? Ice Tea 58 – What treat should y...
61 – What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentine’s Day? Cauliflower 62 – What do you call two birds in love? Tweet-hearts
64 – What is a frog’s favorite drink? Croak-a-cola. ~ Jennifer M. Joke 65 – What do you give a sick lemon? Lemon-aid. 66 – What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry 67 – Why did the banana go to the Doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well! 69 – Why did the banana go to the hospital? He was peeling really bad. Joke 70 – What day of the week does...
Joke 80 – Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was the chicken’s day off 82 – What color of socks do bears wear? They don’t wear socks… they have bear feet (bare feet)! ~ Jenny D. 83 – How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together! ~ GiAnna D. 84 – Two giraffes run a race. They are neck and neck. ~ Rachel W. Joke 85 – What’s the b...
May 13, 2024 · Updated: May 13, 2024. RD.COM, GETTY IMAGES. Calling all class clowns! These school jokes will have everyone in stitches. As a high school teacher, I appreciate what school jokes can do in the...
Aug 31, 2020 · Want to bring a little humor to your classroom? These fifth grade jokes will have your students giggling (and rolling their eyes)!
1. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick. 2. What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear. 3. Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the...
