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A great memorable quote from the Billy Madison movie on Quotes.net - Principal: Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought.
Billy Madison: Directed by Tamra Davis. With Adam Sandler, Darren McGavin, Bridgette Wilson-Sampras, Bradley Whitford. In order to inherit his fed up father's hotel empire, an immature and lazy man must repeat grades 1-12 all over again.
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I'm sorry. I can't hear you. I've been physically abused in the ear!I see your lips movin', but I can't make out the words! I'm deaf! Oh, Veronica Vaughn ... Soooo hot ... want to touch the hiney ... (howls)It's nudie magazine day!It's too damn hot for a penguin to be walking around here.What do I care about some stupid, phony wrestling guy?The statement I made about Billy Madison was and is completely untrue. I know now, that I shall never escape my fate as the Revolting Blob. It's something I must learn to live with.Old Man Clements: It's one of those flaming bags again!Old Man Clements's wife: Don't put it out with your boots, Ted!Old Man Clements: Don't tell me my business, devil woman! Call the fire department; this one's out of control![stamps out flaming bag] Yuck! It's POOP again! I'll get you damn kids for this! You're...Veronica Vaughn: Who would steal 30 bagged lunches?[The scene cuts to show the bus driver, Jack and Frank eating the kids' lunches]Old Lady: I'll tell you who took those lunches. That damn Sasquatch!Taglines appear on theatrical release poster and in movie trailers. 1. Billy Madison's Going Back To School ... Way Back! 2. To Inherit His Family's Fortune, Billy Is Going Back To School ... Way Back! 3. There's A New Name For Dumb. 4. A Comedy About An Overwhelming Underachiever.
Mar 25, 2021 · Here are some Billy Madison funny quotes that will definitely make you laugh! 1. "It's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin' around here. I gotta send him back to the South Pole." - Billy Madison. 2. "Well, I made the duck blue because I'd never seen a blue duck before and I wanted to see one." - Billy Madison.
Apr 11, 2008 · We are all now dumber for having had listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul!! Mr. Madison, what you just said was the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever heard.
Ha ha ha.”. “- Billy Madison: I swear to God I'm sick. I can't go to school. - Juanita: If you're gonna stay home today, you can help me shave my armpits. - Billy Madison: Oh my God. I'll go to school.”. Billy Madison quotes: the most famous and inspiring quotes from Billy Madison. The best movie quotes, movie lines and film phrases by ...
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At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.” ― Billy Madison (movie)
