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  1. It had been raining for days and days, and a great flood had come over the land. The waters rose so high that one man was forced to climb onto the roof of his house. As the waters rose higher and higher, a man in a rowboat appeared, and told him to get in. "No," replied the man on the roof.

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  2. A man is stuck on the roof of his house after a flood, he prays to god for deliverance. A few hours later a guy in a dingy floats past and offers him a ride. He says "No, God will provide safe passage for me."

  3. The parable of the drowning man, also known as Two Boats and a Helicopter, is a short story, often told as a joke, most often about a devoutly Christian man, frequently a minister, who refuses several rescue attempts in the face of approaching floodwaters, each time telling the would-be rescuers that God will save him.

  4. A religious man is on top of a roof during a great flood. A man comes by in a boat and says “get in, get in!”. The religous man replies, ” no I have faith in God, he will grant me a miracle.”. Later the water is up to his waist and another boat comes by and the guy tells him to get in again.

  5. Jul 29, 2012 · Man In Flood Joke. A religious man is on top of a roof during a great flood. A man comes by in a boat and says get in, get in! The religious man replies, no I have faith in God, he will grant me a miracle.

  6. Dec 20, 2023 · In a flood-affected town, a woman and her neighbor are trapped on her roof, awaiting assistance. While they wait, the neighbor observes a baseball cap floating in the floodwaters. To her surprise, the baseball cap spins around and begins drifting in the opposite direction.

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  8. A religious man is on top of a roof during a great flood. A man comes by in a boat and says "get in, get in!" The religous man replies, " no I have faith in God, he will grant me a miracle." Later the water is up to his waist and another boat comes by and the guy tells him to get in again.

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