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- Most Alluring Fashion Today Is to Simulate a Fat Ass. Photo: flickr / CC0. Albert: "Wow, you look amazing!" Anna: "I really love that the most alluring fashion today is to simulate a fat ass."
- Hey, Look! It's the Ice! Video: YouTube. Edward: "Hey, look! It's the ice! Why is it so big? " Albert: "So it doesn't melt. It's actually really interesting how they do it.
- Everything Out Here That's Not You Wants to Kill You. Video: YouTube. Albert: "The American west is a terrible place and time. Everything out here that's not you wants to kill you, angry drunk people, hungry animals, outlaws, the doctor.
- People Die at the Fair. Photo: Metaweb / GNU Free Documentation License. Albert: "Welcome to our awesome town!" Anna: "What's with this fair?" Albert: "Every year people die!"
- “The American West Is A Disgusting, Awful, Dirty, Dangerous place.” - Albert
- “Hey, Dude, You Really Shouldn’T Drink and horse.” - Edward
- “Take Your Hat Off, Boy, That’S A Dollar!” - Cowboy
- “When I Went to Pick It Up, Somehow It Had Made 20 dollars.” - Albert
- “Great Scott!” - Doc Brown
- “Please Don’T Shoot Us on Sex night.” - Edward
- “Did He Hear All That Smart Stuff I Did?” - Albert
- “People Die at The Fair.” - Django
There’s a brilliant monologue in A Million Ways to Die in the West in which sheep farmer Albert Stark, played by MacFarlane himself, explains the central joke upon which the movie is based. Western movies romanticize life on the frontier, but in reality, it was a bleak, miserable, lawless era. As Albert points out, “Everything out here that’s not y...
After a lengthy drinking session at the saloon, Albert drunkenly mounts his horse. His friend Edward, played by Giovanni Ribisi, warns him not to “drink and horse,” but he disregards the advice. MacFarlane plays the physicality of this bit hilariously as he slumps over on his saddle and hangs half-asleep at a 90-degree angle for the majority of the...
Before he runs afoul of gunslinger Clinch Leatherwood, Albert’s closest rival is Foy, the smarmy, mustachioed character played by Neil Patrick Harris that Albert’s girlfriend leaves him for. Harris quotes his How I Met Your Mothercharacter when Albert challenges him to a shooting match at the fair: “Challenge accepted.” When Foy wagers a dollar in ...
When Anna tells Albert that he’s “a good sheep farmer,” he proclaims, “Oh, please! I suck at sheep.” As his ex pointed out, he’s unable to keep track of his sheep, which is the one thing a sheep farmer has to do. He explains to Anna that one of his sheep wandered into a brothel and, “When I went to pick it up, somehow it had made 20 dollars.” That’...
One of the funniest non-sequitur moments in A Million Ways to Die in the West is Christopher Lloyd’s cameo appearance as Doc Brown. Albert stumbles across Doc’s Old West-era experiments with the DeLorean from Back to the Future Part III. A baffled Albert takes a peek under the sheet at the time machine and asks, “What’s that?” Quoting Robert Zemeck...
All throughout the movie, Edward and Ruth are waiting for the right time to consummate their relationship. The night they decide to do it happens to be the night that Clinch comes to town looking for the sheep farmer that his wife has fallen in love with. RELATED: 10 Wackiest Western Movies Ever Made (& Where You Can Stream Them) He bursts into the...
Following the climactic shootout, Albert unravels his cunning plan to kill Clinch with a venom-laced bullet in a long, unwieldy monologue before it’s revealed that the venom killed his opponent before he heard about “all that smart stuff” he did. While Albert is rambling on about his genius like Poirot wrapping up a murder mystery, Ruth, played dry...
As the town’s fair approaches, Albert tells Anna that the fair is notorious for deaths. “People die at the fair” becomes a repeated line as people keep getting killed by freak accidents and deadly shootouts at the fair. For example, a photographer is killed by an exploding camera. In the movie’s credits scene, Jamie Foxx cameos as Django Freeman, t...
With Seth MacFarlane, Charlize Theron, Amanda Seyfried, Liam Neeson. As a cowardly farmer begins to fall for the mysterious new woman in town, he must put his newly found courage to the test when her husband, a notorious gun-slinger, announces his arrival.
A Million Ways to Die in the West Quotes Showing 1-3 of 3. “Ta-da! A colossal prick!”. ― Seth MacFarlane, Seth MacFarlane's A Million Ways to Die in the West: A Novel. 3 likes.
- Seth MacFarlane
- 2014
A Million Ways to Die in the West is a 2014 American Western comedy film directed by Seth MacFarlane and written by MacFarlane, Alec Sulkin and Wellesley Wild. The film features an ensemble cast including MacFarlane, Charlize Theron, Amanda Seyfried, Neil Patrick Harris, Giovanni Ribisi, Sarah Silverman, and Liam Neeson.
May 30, 2014 · With Seth MacFarlane, Charlize Theron, Amanda Seyfried, Liam Neeson. As a cowardly farmer begins to fall for the mysterious new woman in town, he must put his newly found courage to the test when her husband, a notorious gun-slinger, announces his arrival.
