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Sep 15, 2021 · “Unless you kill your wife and a waiter, in which case, all bets are off.” Macdonald frequently went after Simpson during his Weekend Update segments. This upset NBC head Don Ohlmeyer, who was...
- Anthony Broome
- 3 min
Sep 14, 2021 · Congratulations, Charles, that is something that no one can ever take away from you,” MacDonald said at the end of his monologue. “Unless you kill your wife and a waiter, in which case, all ...
Sep 15, 2021 · Macdonald said near the end of his monologue: “And there’s Charles Woodson! How about that? What a season he had. “He became the first defensive player to win the Heisman Trophy. Congratulations, Charles, that is something that no one can ever take away from you. “Unless you kill your wife and a waiter, in which case, all bets are off.”
Sep 15, 2021 · Saving the most shocking joke for last, Macdonald congratulates Charles Woodson on becoming the first defensive player to win the Heisman Trophy, something he says can never be taken away from him...
- James Dator
Sep 18, 2021 · Congratulations, Charles, that is something no one can ever take away from you, unless you kill your wife and waiter, in which case all bets are off. Just a word of advice."
- Jay Powell
- Reporter
Aug 30, 2018 · His 2016 appearance on “Conan,” in which he plugged his book for 30 seconds and spent the next three and a half minutes doing Catskills-style jokes about how his wife was “a real battle-ax ...
Jul 17, 2013 · The monologue, which was rediscovered on YouTube several years ago in a clip from the show’s Canadian airing [with unfortunate subtitles], features a priceless array of irritated crowd shots from...
