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  1. Find over 100 quotes from Chubbs, Happy Gilmore's caddie and friend, in this classic comedy film. Chubbs shares his golf tips, stories, and opinions with humor and wisdom.

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    • Bob Barker

      Happy Gilmore: [Having a bad day of golfing due to a member...

    • Mover

      Happy Gilmore: Is that good? Mover: That's unbelieveable....

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      Happy Gilmore Quotes in Happy Gilmore (1996) Share. Tweet...

    • Gary Potter

      Harness. Energy. Block. Bad. Feel the flow Happy. Feel it....

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  2. Happy Gilmore (1996) - * Chubbs: [standing outside the batting cage] Back in 1965, Sports Illustrated said I was going to be the next Arnold Palmer. * Happy Gilmore: Yeah? What happened? * Chubbs: They wouldn't let me play on the Pro Tour anymore. * Happy Gilmore: Ah, I'm sorry. Because you're black? * Chubbs: Hell no! Damned alligator BIT my hand off! * [Shows Happy his wooden hand] * Happy ...

  3. Jul 13, 2021 · Find the funniest and most memorable lines from the 1996 comedy movie Happy Gilmore, starring Adam Sandler as a hockey player turned golfer. See quotes from Happy, Chubbs, Shooter, Bob Barker and more.

  4. www.quotes.net › movies › happy_gilmore_4959Happy Gilmore Quotes

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    • Shooter McGavin: Damn you people. Go back to your shanties.
    • Virginia: What's this about you breaking a rake and throwing it in the woods? Happy Gilmore: I didn't *break* it, I was merely testing its durability, and I *placed* it in the woods cause it's made of wood and I thought he should be with his family.
    • Nursing Home Orderly: Good news, everybody, we're extending arts and crafts time by four hours today. Elderly Woman: My fingers hurt.
    • Happy Gilmore: During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody.
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    • “I eat pieces of sh*t like you for breakfast!” — Shooter McGavin. Everyday use: When the words leave your mouth faster than you can think about them.
    • “Psycho!” — Happy Gilmore. Everyday use: When you’re not the crazy one.
    • “You’re gonna die, clown!” — Happy Gilmore. Everyday use: When inanimate objects get the best of you.
    • “Mista, mista. Get me outta here.” — Nursing Home Patient. Everyday use: When you want to leave a party.
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  6. Chubbs : Hell no! Damned alligator BIT my hand off! [Shows Happy his wooden hand] Happy Gilmore : OH MY GOD! Chubbs : Yeah. tournament down in Florida. I hooked my ball in the rough down by the lake. Damned alligator just POPPED up, cut me down on my prime. He got me, but I tore one of that bastard's eyes out though.

  7. 5. Chubbs Peterson: “Thanks for dressing up.”. Happy Gilmore: “If I saw myself in clothes like that, I’d have to kick my own ass.”. 6. Happy Gilmore: “I got into this tournament for one reason: money. And now I have a new reason: kicking your ass!”. Shooter McGavin: “Well, I’d like to see you try.”.

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