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Winston Churchill. “I’m just preparing my impromptu remarks.”. Winston Churchill. “There is always a strong case for doing nothing, especially for doing nothing yourself.”. Winston Churchill. “We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English.”. -Winston.
Funny, Leadership, Education. Sir Winston Churchill (1966). “Irrepressible Churchill: a treasury of Winston Churchill's wit”. Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened. Winston Churchill. Inspirational, Funny, Life.
6 days ago · 1. “I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”. 2. “A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.”. 3. “History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.”. 4.
Feb 20, 2018 · 1. Toilet humour. "Tell him I can only deal with one s*** at a time." When he was disturbed while on the toilet by a call from Lord Privy Seal. Drink: Winston Churchill was fond of having a...
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"If you are going through hell, keep going." "Kites rise highest against the wind, not with it." "I am easily satisfied with the very best." "Success is stumbling from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm." "Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen." "Attitude is a little thing th...
"The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter." "Many forms of Government have been tried, and will be tried in this world of sin and woe. No one pretends that democracy is perfect or all-wise. Indeed, it has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government except all those others that have been t...
"A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk,' to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly." Lady Astor: "Winston, if I were your wifeI'd put poison in your coffee." Winston Churchill: "Nancy, if I were your husband I'd drink it."
"We can always count on the Americans to do the right thing, after they have exhausted all the other possibilities."
"Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip." "There are two things that are more difficult than making an after-dinner speech: climbing a wall which is leaning toward you and kissing a girl who is leaning away from you." "Don't interrupt me while I'm interrupting." "A joke is a very serious t...
"Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened." "A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."
"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject." "An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last."
"In those days he was wiser than he is now—he used frequently to take my advice." "When you get a thing the way you want it, leave it alone."
"A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, then asks you not to kill him." "Nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result." "If Hitler invaded hell I would make at least a favorable reference to the devil in the House of Commons." "Those who can win a war well can rarely make a good peace and those who could m...
"He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." "I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
- Daniel Kurtzman
Jan 26, 2015 · “All I can say is that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.” Chamberlain and Crocodile Feeding. The WWII prime minister was very vocal about his feelings of former British Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain’s appeasement policy with Adolf Hitler — he was against it.
Sep 8, 2023 · 21 Hilarious Quotes from Winston Churchill That Will Brighten Up Your Day. If you need a reason to smile, you have come to the right place. David Graham. ·. Follow. Published in. The...
