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With Andrew Dice Clay, Wayne Newton, Priscilla Presley, Morris Day. A vulgar private detective is hired to find a missing groupie and is drawn into a mystery involving a series of murders tied to the music industry.
Title The Adventures of Ford Fairlane. Year 1990. Director Renny Harlin. Genre Comedy, Music, Adventure, Action. Interpreted by. David Patrick Kelly. Willie Garson. Ed O'Neill. Plot – Ford Fairlane - Mr. Rock'n'Roll Detective - has a lot of problems, but none of them involves some women.
Ford Fairlane: 1969 Fender Stratocaster, original pick-ups, maple neck, strung upside down for a left-handed motherfucking genius, Jimi Hendrix. -- Ford Fairlane. Ford Fairlane: I'll be at Julie Grendel's. I want to see if he knows what a hoo-er thief his ex piece-of-shit wife is. -- Ford Fairlane.
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Unfucking believable!So many assholes, So few bullets!Why do I wish the music industry and the whole globe would just suck my dick Tracy?!I am so terrifical I even have my own toll free number, 1800 PerfectJazz: Maybe I should be thankful that was a foodless kissNeil: You couldn't even find a handle on a coffee cup.Melodi: You're that guy, the private eye.Ford: You're a poet and you didn't know it.Melodi: You heard Bobby Black od'd right?Ford: Yeah, so?Melodi: Do you suspect foul play and stuff?Ford: I'll let you know when someone pays me to give a shit and stuff!Kojak. Columbo. Dirty Harry. Wimps.He's on the money, off the record, and over the top.Meet Ford Fairlane. To his clients, he's the world's greatest rock n roll detective. To everyone else, he's just a dick.Ford Fairlane, rock 'n roll detective. To clients he's the greatest. To everyone else, he's just a dick.Jul 11, 1990 · The Adventures of Ford Fairlane: Directed by Renny Harlin. With Andrew Dice Clay, Wayne Newton, Priscilla Presley, Morris Day. A vulgar private detective is hired to find a missing groupie and is drawn into a mystery involving a series of murders tied to the music industry.
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