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Bob Barker Quotes: [ to Bob Barker after Donald insults Happy] Happy Gilmore: I'd love to punch that guy in the face right now. But I can't, you know, because I'd get in trouble. I bet you get a lot of that on "Let's Make A Deal." Bob Barker: It's "The Price Is Right," Happy. Happy Gilmore: [ grimaces in embarrassment] Oh, yeah.
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- Shooter McGavin: Damn you people. Go back to your shanties.
- Virginia: What's this about you breaking a rake and throwing it in the woods? Happy Gilmore: I didn't *break* it, I was merely testing its durability, and I *placed* it in the woods cause it's made of wood and I thought he should be with his family.
- Nursing Home Orderly: Good news, everybody, we're extending arts and crafts time by four hours today. Elderly Woman: My fingers hurt.
- Happy Gilmore: During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody.
Happy Gilmore (1996) - * [to Bob Barker after Donald insults Happy] * Happy Gilmore: I'd love to punch that guy in the face right now. But I can't, you know, because I'd get in trouble. I bet you get a lot of that on "Let's Make A Deal." * Bob Barker: It's "The Price Is Right," Happy. * Happy Gilmore: [grimaces in embarrassment] Oh, yeah. Sorry. * Bob Barker: It happens. Let's play some golf ...
- "The price is wrong, bitch" — Happy Gilmore.
- “You’re gonna die, clown!” — Happy Gilmore.
- “You could trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up!” — Orderly Nurse.
- “My fingers hurt” “Oh, well, now your back's gonna hurt, 'cause you just pulled landscaping duty.” — Old Lady & Orderly Nurse.
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- “I eat pieces of sh*t like you for breakfast!” — Shooter McGavin. Everyday use: When the words leave your mouth faster than you can think about them.
- “Psycho!” — Happy Gilmore. Everyday use: When you’re not the crazy one.
- “You’re gonna die, clown!” — Happy Gilmore. Everyday use: When inanimate objects get the best of you.
- “Mista, mista. Get me outta here.” — Nursing Home Patient. Everyday use: When you want to leave a party.
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Oct 19, 2023 · You, not getting the ball in the hole. Happy Gilmore: Don't push me, Bob! Now's not the time. [Happy hits the ball, striking a man in a boat.] Bob Barker: This guy sucks! Announcer: We haven't seen Happy Gilmore play this badly since his first day on tour. He and Bob Barker are now dead-last.
Aug 26, 2023 · Here's The Story Behind Bob Barker's Hilarious Happy Gilmore Cameo. Universal Pictures. By Ryan Coleman / Aug. 26, 2023 5:19 pm EST. It seemed like he'd be with us forever, but the iconic game ...
