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- "The price is wrong, bitch" — Happy Gilmore.
- “You’re gonna die, clown!” — Happy Gilmore.
- “You could trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up!” — Orderly Nurse.
- “My fingers hurt” “Oh, well, now your back's gonna hurt, 'cause you just pulled landscaping duty.” — Old Lady & Orderly Nurse.
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- Shooter McGavin: Damn you people. Go back to your shanties.
- Virginia: What's this about you breaking a rake and throwing it in the woods? Happy Gilmore: I didn't *break* it, I was merely testing its durability, and I *placed* it in the woods cause it's made of wood and I thought he should be with his family.
- Nursing Home Orderly: Good news, everybody, we're extending arts and crafts time by four hours today. Elderly Woman: My fingers hurt.
- Happy Gilmore: During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody.
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Jul 13, 2021 · Happy Gilmore Quotes. Here are the most memorable and funniest quotes from Happy Gilmore. 1. “Terry: The only thing you ever talk about anymore is becoming a hockey player. The problem with that is you’re not a good player.”. Happy: You’re wrong. I am a good player. You’re a terrible kindergarten teacher.
Happy Gilmore: Directed by Dennis Dugan. With Adam Sandler, Christopher McDonald, Julie Bowen, Frances Bay. After his grandmothers house is repossessed by the IRS, bad tempered hockey player takes his talents to golf to earn the big bucks and get his grandmothers house back.
Sep 1, 2023 · Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Check the name tag. You’re in my world now grandma.”. 20. “Hey, my girlfriend is dead, you know. She fell off a cliff and died on impact.”. – Happy Gilmore. 21. “Yeah, well we won’t have to worry about eating anymore, Grandma.
Oct 19, 2023 · You, not getting the ball in the hole. Happy Gilmore: Don't push me, Bob! Now's not the time. [Happy hits the ball, striking a man in a boat.] Bob Barker: This guy sucks! Announcer: We haven't seen Happy Gilmore play this badly since his first day on tour. He and Bob Barker are now dead-last. Bob Barker: I can't believe you're a professional ...
May 15, 2024 · The best Happy Gilmore quotes have helped to make this Adam Sandler comedy one of the most beloved of the actor's career. As a golf comedy, it could’ve easily paled in comparison to other golf-related comedy classics like Caddyshack, but luckily, its absurdist sense of humor, lovable characters, hilarious slapstick gags, and above all, its warm heart made it stand out as a classic in its own ...
