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40 quotes from John Swartzwelder: 'I try to maintain a positive attitude at all times, because clients notice little things like that, and if you're frowning and crying all the time and saying "why? why?", they get worried.', 'As my exciting story began I was being punched in the stomach.', and 'I'm 190 pounds of rock hard muscle, underneath 40 ...
John Swartzwelder Quotes. I made a circular motion with my finger around my temple to indicate I thought this guy was crazy, forgetting that there was no one in the room to see this circular motion except him. He saw it and frowned. John Swartzwelder. Crazy, Guy, Rooms.
Best John Swartzwelder Quotes. "The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy how to be a man! Let's see: Don't tattle, always make fun of those different from you, never say anything unless you're sure everyone feels exactly the same way you do, and what else...?"
- United States Of America
- February 8, 1949
- Novelist
“I was sleeping like a baby - waking up every three hours screaming and crapping my pants.” ― John Swartzwelder, The Time Machine Did It. tags: humor. 12 likes. Like.
May 2, 2021 · Mike Sacks interviews John Swartzwelder, one of the most revered writers who has ever worked on the TV show “The Simpsons,” about his career.
John Swartzwelder quotes: Share. Tweet +1. Share. Pin. Like. Send. Share. They can kill the Kennedys. Why can't they make a cup of coffee that tastes good?
Nov 28, 2023 · #Couple Quotes #Toilets Quotes #Bills Quotes “If you can take advantage of a situation in some way, it's your duty as an American to do it.” -- John Swartzwelder
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