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- A head or brain injury, such as from an accident or stroke, can cause crossed eyes (strabismus) and other eye and vision issues. Strabismus is an eye condition that affects the alignment of the eyes and their ability to work together. The main sign of strabismus is that the eyes are not aligned.
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- “We're kicking off our fun old-fashion family Christmas by heading out into the country in the old front-wheel-drive sleigh to embrace the frosty majesty of the winter landscape and select that most important of Christmas symbols.”
- “The most enjoying traditions of the season are best enjoyed in the warm embrace of kith and kin. Thith tree is a thymbol of the thpirit of the Griswold family Chrithmath.”
- “Well I'm gonna park the cars and get check the luggage, and well, I'll be outside for the season.” — Clark Griswold.
- “Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.” — Clark Griswold.
- You Couldn’T Hear A Dump Truck Driving Through A Nitroglycerin Plant
- You Serious, Clark?
- Grace? She Passed Away 30 Years Ago
- I Don’T Know What to Say, Except It’S Christmas and We’Re All in Misery
- Clark, Audrey’s Frozen from The Waist Down
- OH Dear, Did I Break Wind?
- If That Thing Had Nine Lives, He Just Spent ‘Em All
Two of the relatives that show up to spend Christmas with the Griswolds are Aunt Bethany and Uncle Lewis, and this is something that he says to her. This is only one of the numerous quotes that proves that Aunt Bethany has a particularly hard time when it comes to hearing what people say to her. At one point in the movie, Aunt Bethany hears a pecul...
This is Eddie’s response to Clark when he says something about Santa Clause. The thing that makes it funny is the fact that Clark was not talking to Eddie. He was actually talking to his children, who still believe in Santa Clause. RELATED: Doctor Who: 10 Funniest Quotes From The 10thDoctor When Eddie delivers this line, Clark looks at him with a d...
When everyone is about to have dinner, they ask Aunt Bethany to say grace, and she mistakenly thinks that they are talking about someone she used to know. Uncle Lewis ends up telling her what they want, but when they all bow their heads to listen to her say grace, things get even funnier. Instead of saying the right thing, she ends up saying the pl...
Christmas is great, but it can be stressful, and that is what makes this line funny and relatable. Clark’s wife, Ellen, is probably one of the most sensible and reasonable characters throughout the whole movie, and she often says a lot of things that make sense, and this line is one of them. RELATED: 10 Best Christmas Movies Of The 2000s Holidays p...
Clark and Ellen’s daughter, Audrey, becomes a bit frozen when they are trying to pick out a Christmas tree, which is why Ellen says this line to him. At this point in the movie, everyone is freezing in the snow, and they are all waiting to go home. Meanwhile, Clark will not rest until he can find a beautiful Christmas tree to put in their living ro...
Aunt Bethany has some really funny lines in this movie, and this is one of them. This is what she says when Ellen tells her that she should not have brought presents. She is not exactly the most intelligent character in the film, and she does not understand what Ellen is talking about when she says she did not have to get anyone any gifts. That is ...
Eddie makes a terrible event seem much funnier by responding to it with this line. In National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, there is a rather unfortunate and sad thing that happens to a cat. But Eddie really knows how to lighten up a mood, even if he is not trying to do it. After that happens to the cat, he says this line. The reason why is it hum...
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- "If Only I Had That Money Catherine And I Gave To That TV Preacher." Cousin Eddie Talking About Money Troubles.
- "And If it Wouldn't Be Too Much, I'd Like To Get Something For You, Clark ... Something Real Nice." Cousin Eddie And Clark Christmas Shopping. When Clark tries to get a somewhat reluctant Eddie to tell him what his children want for Christmas, Eddie is shocked but doesn't hesitate to pull out a long list of things to give him (alphabetical, starting with "Catherine").
- "You Ain't Never Seen A Set On A Dog Like This One's Got, Clark." Cousin Eddie Discussing Snot's Anatomy. The Johnsons don't travel anywhere without their beloved canine companion, Snot, who likes to be petted and drink Christmas tree water.
- "Better Take A Rain Check On That, Art - He's Got A Lip Fungus They Ain't Identified Yet." Cousin Eddie Discussing Rocky's Fungus. It's normal for children visiting relatives to guard their faces (for fear of excessive cheek pinching), but it's not as common for adults needing to protect their faces from a transmissible disease, except in the case of Art and Cousin Eddie's son, Rocky.
Nov 7, 2023 · Surprised Eddie? If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised than I am right now. -Clark; You better take a rain check on that Art. He’s got a lip fungus they ain’t identified yet. -Eddie; That’s somethin’, ain’t it? She falls in a well, eyes go crossed. She gets kicked by a mule, they go back ...
Dec 12, 2020 · [looking at Ruby Sue] Oh my gosh, her eyes aren't crossed. Eddie: Ain't that somethin'? She falls down a well, her eyes go cross. She gets kicked by a mule. They go back to normal. I don't know. Transcript. - Her eyes aren't crossed anymore. - That's something, ain't it? Falls in a well, eyes go crossed.
- Jeremiah S. Chechik
- December 12, 2020
- Randy Quaid
She falls down a well, her eyes go crossed. She gets kicked by a mule. They go back to normal. I don't know. [laughs] Eddie : And this here's our pride and joy Snots.
