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     Steve Martin

     Navin R. Johnson/Cat Juggler/Pig Eye Jackson/Engineer Fred
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     Bernadette Peters

     Marie Kimble Johnson
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     Catlin Adams

     Patty Bernstein
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     Mabel King

     Mother
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     Richard Ward

     Father
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     Dick Anthony Williams

     Taj Jonson

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2. www.moviequotes.com › s-movie › the-jerkThe Jerk Quotes, Movie quotes – Movie Quotes .com

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   Find the best and funniest quotes from the 1979 comedy movie The Jerk, starring Steve Martin as Navin Johnson. Browse through 19 quotes about adoption, love, money, and more.

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   Just don't say anything. (no answer) You've made me very happy. Navin R. Johnson: For one dollar I'll guess your weight, your height, or your sex. Navin R. Johnson: Well I'm gonna go then. And I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need you. I don't need anything except this. Navin R. Johnson:

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5. www.imdb.com › title › tt0079367The Jerk (1979) - Quotes - IMDb

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   The Jerk: Directed by Carl Reiner. With Steve Martin, Bernadette Peters, Catlin Adams, Mabel King. A simpleminded, sheltered country boy suddenly decides to leave his family home to experience life in the big city, where his naivete is both his best friend and his worst enemy.

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   Aug 14, 2015 · Celebrate the hilarious moments from The Jerk, a 1979 movie starring Steve Martin as a naive and clueless young man. See his best lines, from \"sh*t\" to \"phone book\", and watch the clips of his pranks and adventures.

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     The Jerk (1979) - Clip: Gonna Stay This Color (HD)

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   Huh? I am not a bum. I'm a jerk. I once had wealth, power, and the love of a beautiful woman. Now I only have two things: my friends and uh, my thermos. Huh? My story? Okay. It was never easy for m...

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   Hotel Guest: Don't call the dog "Lifesaver". Call him "Shithead".

   Madman: Die, you random son of a bitch. Die, gas pumper!

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   Mother: Navin, it's your birthday, and it's time you knew. You're not our natural-born child.

   Navin R. Johnson: You mean I'm going to staythis color?

   Mother: I'd love you if you were the color of a baboon's ass.

   Mother: And remember: the Lord loves a working man!

   Navin R. Johnson: The Lord loves a working man.

   Father: And son, don't never ever trust whitey.

   Navin: Don't trust whitey. The Lord loves a working man. Don't trust whitey.

   Mother: Oh, baby.

   Navin: Daddy. Pierre. Come here. Don't you forget to grow up now.

   Elvira Johnson: Send me a picture, a picture! And I'll call you later! Don't forget, Navie!

   Father: Okay, okay. Let the boy go.

   Elvira: Bye.

   Father: We got work to do.

   Mother: And I hope you find whatever it is you're looking for.

   Navin: I will, Ma. I know it's out there.

   Taj: It's out there all right, and if you catch it see a doctor and get rid of it.

   Navin: See a doctor and get rid of it.

   Taj: Good luck.

   Navin: The Lord loves a working man. Don't trust whitey. See a doctor and get rid of it.

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   He was a poor black sharecropper's son who never dreamed he was adopted.

   From rags to riches... to rags.

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   Steve Martin— Navin R. Johnson / Cat Juggler (as Pig-Eye Jackson)

   Bernadette Peters— Marie Kimble Johnson

   Catlin Adams— Patty Bernstein

   Jackie Mason— Harry Hartouinian

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   Navin R. Johnson: I'm gonna bounce back and when I do I'm gonna buy you a diamond so big it's gonna make you puke. Marie Kimble Johnson: I don't wanna puke. Navin R. Johnson: Good things are gonna start happening to me now. [Crazy guy with gun scrolls through a phone book] Sniper: Johnson, Navin R...

10. quotecatalog.com › quotes › moviesBest "The Jerk" Movie Quotes | Quote Catalog

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    Mar 4, 2019 · The Jerk Quotes. Total quotes: 1. The Jerk. After discovering he's not really black like the rest of his family, likable dimwit Navin Johnson runs off on a hilarious misadventure in this comedy classic that takes him from rags to riches and back to rags again. The slaphappy jerk strikes it rich, bu. Genre: Comedy. Expand.