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Dec 22, 2012 · All rights go to Trailer Park BoysJ-Roc
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Jan 13, 2021 · Go through our list of 'Trailer Park Boys' quotes to find some great and funny 'Trailer Park Boys' quotes alongside some of the best 'Trailer Park Boys' sayings. These include some of the famous Rickyisms, too, which will make you roll on the floor chortling.
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Take Your Little Gun and Get Out of My Trailer Park
1. Ricky: Smokes, let's go, gimme some smokes. 2. Randy: I've only got two left, I'm not giving you any. 3. Ricky: You're a fucking dick. Lahey, go fuck yourself. 1. Ricky: You better chill out there, heavy metal dick. 2. Cyrus: Why don't you go back to the bowling alley where you came from, helmet head? 1. [Julian is throwing Cyrus' things out the window] 2. Cyrus: Hey! That's my shit!! 3. [Kids come and take Cyrus' things] 4. Cyrus: Hey! That's my shit!! That's my shit!! 5. CyrusObviously y...
Fuck Community College, Let's Get Drunk and Eat Chicken Fingers
1. [A dog barks off in the distance] 2. Ricky: Shut up! You better shut up or I'll come out there after ya. I swear to God, I'll kill every one of ya! 3. Julian: Ricky, would you shut up?! Go to sleep! (cuts to Julian inside the trailer)Well, I've been out of jail for a week now and it's time for me to make some important decisions in my life. I'm gonna go to community college. 4. Ricky: Will you dogs please stop barking? I'm trying to sleep here. 5. Julian: I'm either gonna become an electri...
Mr. Lahey's Got My Porno Tape!
1. Julian: Boys, check out Ricky pickin' up some butts! 2. [Ricky is crouched next to a bus stop trash can, picking cigarette butts up off of the ground] 3. Julian: Hey, Ricky! Find any good ones? 4. Ricky: What?! Yeah, like you guys have never smoked a butt, eh? 'Oh, look at Ricky smoking cigarette butts!' I'm sick of this shit! I'm sick of your TV show and I'm sick of you and I'm sick of everybody! I'm moving to Toronto! 5. [Jim rolls past, slowly] 6. Ricky: I'm especially sick of this dick...
What in the Fuck Happened to Our Trailer Park?
1. Bubbles: Ricky just waltzes in there and becomes the king of the carts. The fuck does he expect me to do for a living? What does he want me to do, go to EI and say: 'Hello there, I've been hauling shopping carts out of ponds and I've been doing it for 18 years...so give me a fuckin' check please.' That's not goin' to fuckin' happen. I haven't even paid into UI...EI, whatever the fuck they call it these days. 1. Jim: Oooh, nice Mall Cop uniform, Ricky! 2. Ricky: Don't even fuckin' start wit...
Jim Lahey Is a Drunk Bastard
[Cory and Trevor are putting up signs for Sam Losco] 1. Julian:What are you guys doing? 2. Trevor:We're helping Sam. 3. Cory:Yeah man. We're gonna get a chance to screw Lahey over. 4. Bubbles:You guys aren't doin' well in the thinking department, are ya? Sam's a caveman, and he's a dick. 5. Ricky:And that makes you guys dicks, 'cause you're promoting him. 6. Trevor:He's gonna give us homemade hot dogs when we're finished putting the signs up. 7. Ricky:Well, I'm gonna give you some homemade fu...
A Dope Trailer Is No Place for a Kitty
1. [Bubbles finds Ricky and Julian's dope plants in his burnt-to-the-ground shed] 2. Bubbles: Oh, I think that's yours, Ricky. Stupid f... (trying to hold back tears), stupid fucking dope plants! 3. Ricky: They're not dope plants, they're just...some vegetables we were growing. 4. Bubbles: Oh yeah. Yeah, I fuckin' believe that, Ricky. 1. [Bubbles finds his bubble maker melted] 2. Bubbles: Oh, for fuck's sakes! Look at that! That's my fucking bubble maker! That was the only thing I had, that m...
The Kiss of Freedom
1. Ricky: Julian, I can't deal with this bullshit right now! 2. Julian: It's alright, man. 3. Ricky: What time is it, Bubbles? 4. Bubbles: It's 11:30 Ricky. 5. [Ricky lights a cigarette in the bank] 6. Bubbles: Ricky, you can't fucking light up in the bank! 7. Ricky: I can do whatever the fuck I want now, buddy! I'm rich as fuck now! 38 grand in unmarked bills, I don't give a fuck! 8. Unknown Man: Uh-oh. 9. Julian: Ricky, calm down. 10. Ricky: Julian, fuck all this bullshit. Fuck this bank. L...
Temporary Relief Assistant Trailer Park Supervisor
1. Ricky: I haven't stolen a 10-speed in over 2 years. 1. Bubbles: Well, when I was a little guy, I always wanted to go up into space, be a spaceman. But you gotta be able to see really fuckin' good to do that job. Some guy would take one look at me and say...'Uhhh, sorry sir, you gotta be able to see a little better than that.' I don't give a fuck. 1. Ricky: Knock knock. 2. Bubbles: Who's there Ricky? 3. Ricky: A bootlegger...a bootlegger in the park and I hope it's not you that's doing it.....
If I Can't Smoke and Swear, I'm Fucked
1. [Trinity runs up to Ricky's car, where he is sleeping on the hood.] 1. Trinity: Daddy, wake up! Wake up, Daddy, wake up! Wake up! It's time to put my patch on, hurry up, Daddy! 1. Ricky: Trinity has got to quit smoking, like I can't have her smoking anymore, it's ridiculous. She had the idea that maybe me and her can quit together, and it's kind of like a good father-daughter thing, so we're going to quit together, we're going to go on the patch. 1. [Ricky is training Cory and Trevor to st...
Never Cry Shitwolf
1. Bubbles: J-Roc! Listen, Julian got out of jail early, he doesn't even know we're growing weed. I gotta create a distraction, J-Roc. Can you please let me say we got this car for him as a present? 2. J-Roc: Bubbles, this is my brand-new whip, ma-fucka! Don't do that to me, you know what I'm sayin'? 3. Bubbles: Come on, J-Roc! I'm in a jam. I got an idea... Two grams of blonde Lebanese hash? 4. J-Roc: Let me check this shit out... 5. Bubbles: (drops the hash) Shit! (hands J-Roc the hash) Che...
A Man's Gotta Eat
1. Ricky: Here's a little piece of hash, go to the stove, do some hot knives, get stoned, and get to work. 2. Randy: I can't get stoned, Ricky 3. Ricky: What do you mean? It's shitty work, everybody does that, all right? Carpenters, electricians, dishwashers, floor cleaners, lawyers, doctors, fuckin' politicians, CBC employees, principals, people who paint the lines on the fuckin' roads. Get stoned, it'll be fun, get to work. 1. Julian: You're not prostituting yourself for cheeseburgers again...
Rub 'N Tiz'zug
1. Bubbles: Boys, I feel like I got hit by a fuckin' dump truck. How much would a massage thing cost me, do you figure? 2. Julian: Massage. 3. Ricky: Look, Julian, I know I'm dumb as fuck and stuff, but why can't we just steal more furniture and fill up these trailers with furniture and fuckin' open like a used furniture store or some shit? 4. Bubbles: Used furniture store's not a bad idea, Julian. Keep Lahey and Randy distracted, make a few bucks. 5. Ricky: Exactly. Get two birds stoned at o...
Lucy: Merry Christmas, Jules. Got you a little something. A mistletoe belt buckle.Lucy: (confessional) I made a special Christmas present for Julian. It's a... It's a mistletoe belt buckle.Bubbles: You're supposed to smooch what's ever under mistletoe, so... It's not too hard to figure out what she's tryin' to say.Ricky: There is nothing better than being in jail at Christmas. Guards let you party for twelve days straight, got no fuckin' work chores or book readin's or Christmas trees or giving gifts or fuck...Guard: Ricky, you got somebody here to see you.Ricky: What are you talking about?Give Peace a Chance
1. Ricky: I saw Director's Cut, that was fuckin' awesome. 2. Bubbles: Ricky, that was Blade Runner: The Director's Cut. That's not the name of the movie. 3. Terry: Dennis, what the fuck is going on here? 4. Dennis: Terry, can you do me a fucking favour and just chill out a little bit? All right? Everything is under control. Fuck, j-just chill out for a bit. Just sit down or somethin'... 1. Terry: Don't point the fucking gun at me! 2. Dennis: Put the fucking guns down! 3. (As the boys continue...
The Shit Puppets
1. Ricky: I'm sick of looking after everybody. I mean right now, I mean, everyone's at my Dad's place. Fucking using my car. Now he's borrowing my fucking gun. It's bullshit. You know if he thinks he's better then me, wants to go down, take care of himself then good 'cause I don't want to look after him anymore, and I'll look after myself. And when he gets back here he's gonna see who...fuckin' looks after who...better than...the other person. 1. Bubbles: Lucy got fake boobs. I mean...its obv...
Jim Lahey is a Fuckin' Drunk And He Always Will Be
1. [Ricky is cooking bacon on the stove in Ray's burnt-down trailer] 2. Ricky: Hey, Dad! 3. Ray: Hey, buddy. 4. Ricky: Cookin' some bacon for you, buddy. 5. Ray: Smells good, buddy. 6. Ricky: There's only 3 pieces left, but I'll give it to you so long as I can have the grease. 7. Ray: You can have the grease, buddy. 8. Ricky: Cool. 9. Ray: Bacon frying and the sparrows chirpin', Rick. It's all about the bacon and the sparrows, buddy. 10. Ricky: Dad, what the fuck are you talking about? 11. Ra...
Way of the Road
1. Ricky:That's nothing, Julian, me and my old man made 70 bucks from recycling last week. 2. Bubbles:70 bucks each? 3. Ricky:No, 30 bucks each. 4. Bubbles:(to Ray) 30 bucks each? Ray, that doesn't add up. 5. Ray:Moving on, Bud...
The Cheeseburger Picnic
1. [Sam gets out of the pick up truck] 2. Sam:Barb. 3. Barb:Hi, Sam. 4. Sam:Hey Randy, do you wanna sign this so I can get started please? 5. Randy:Sign what? 6. Sam:It's a purchase order. 7. Randy:Purchase order for what? 8. Sam:To pave the park. 9. Randy:I didn't call to have the park paved. 10. Sam:I got an emergency call to get down here and pave the park right away. Sign it so I can get started. 11. Randy:I didn't do it, Sam. I didn't call ya. 12. Sam:Fuck, there's your name. Randy Bo Ba...
Halloween 1977
1. Ricky: Randy's got some fuckin' nerve throwing everybody out of this park. That big, cocky prick, he's fuckin' up to something, I know he is. Something to do with us, trying to set us up or some shit. If Randy thinks he's smarter than me, he's wrong. 1. Jim: Halloween 1977, Jules. You remember, don't you, Bubbles? Yo, what's at work here? It's the shit-tectonics. When two shit-plates strike, and come together under incredible pressure, what happens, Bubbles? 2. Bubbles: What, Mr. Lahey? 3....
I Banged Lucy and Knocked Her Up...No Big Deal
1. J-Roc: What's crackin', yall? Let me be the first to officially welcome y'all ma-fuckas to my brand-new joint: Scrilla Villa! Aight dog, check it out. Let me explain somethin' to ya. Ya know'm sayin'? Me' n' T had to get somethin' set up with the babies on the way, know'm sayin', with the family, ya know'm mean, so we had to start workin'. That's when I realized the airport has some interesting job opportunities, dog. 2. Tyrone: That's right. We had to seize the muthafucka! 3. J-Roc: Carpe...
Three Good Men are Dead
1. Jacob: Baaaaaaaaaaam!! 2. Phil: Peanut butter and jaaaaaaaaaaam!!! 3. Jim: What the fuck are you doin', Phil? [Phil burps loudly] 1. Ray: Fuck sakes, Phil. 2. Bubbles: Ricky, I got onion ring fragments on me, get them off! 3. Ricky: I'm not touching those onions. 4. Bubbles: GET THEM OFF! 5. Phil: I'm sorry, your honor. [Ray crashes the Fuckmobile near a tree] 1. Donny: Have another drink, Ray!!
Friends of the Road
1. Bubbles: They're ladies of the evening. 2. Ray: Friends of the road, buddy. 1. Ricky: Oh man, are they ever getting fucked over. [to family getting car searched at the US - Canada border] 1. Ricky: You're supposed to throw your dope away before you get to the border! Ya fucked up!! 2. Ricky:[Barks like a dog to border patrol dogs] Shut the fuck up!!
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