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I'm not judging you, because I think you're an innovator... but there's no way I'm ready for that. I This Quote! Every quote from the famous Ma, Meatloaf scene in the 2005 film Wedding Crashers.
May 8, 2020 · 1. 21 VOTES. The Meat Loaf. Chazz Reinhold: Mom! The meat loaf! F*ck! 21 votes. Love this quote? Photo: New Line Cinema. 2. 15 VOTES. In The Trenches Taking Grenades. Jeremy Grey: I hope you flip your bike over and knock your two front teeth out! You selfish son of a b*tch! You leave me in the trenches taking grenades, John! 15 votes.
- John Beckwith
- Jeremy Grey
- Sack's Friends
- William Cleary
- Todd Cleary
- Chaz Reinhold
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There he is, the bigguy!I don't even know what the heck a quail is!I think he's on steroids. It's like trying to cover a fucking race horse.It's the first quarter of the big game and you wanna toss up a hail Mary? I'd like to be pimps from Oakland or cowboys from Arizona but it's not Halloween. Grow up, Peter Pan! Count Chocula! Look,...Oh please! You and I both know I'm a phenomenal dancer!I don't even wear a belt...beltless.Rule number 76: no excuses. Play like a champion.You go have fun. I'm gonna go ice my balls and spit up blood, Team Player!Crab cakes and football, that's what Maryland does!Are you ready to have the noise brought on you?That's what we call a sack lunch! Num-num-num-num-num!Darn, sluts!Well, the guy wants to run for president, he thinks Moby Dick is a venereal disease.You know, she's not just another notch on your belt.Now Todd, it wouldn't kill ya to play some competitive sports, once in a while, would it?Todd, that's good! Tell that mean ocean!Death, you are my Bitch Lover!I made you painting a... I call it 'Celebration'(shows painting). It's sexual and violent. I thought you might like it.Would that make you love me?!I'll be in my room painting homothings.What the fuckdo you want?God darn you! I almost nun-chucked you. You don't even realize!I'm just living the dream.Hey, Ma! Can we get some meatloaf?!Wife: You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!Husband: Yeah, that's right, go comatose for me, baby!Grandma: He was a doll! The wife, though, Eleanor, big dyke. Huge dyke. A real rug muncher. Looked like a big lesbian mule.Chazz's mom: Chazz, there's someone here to see you! And pick up your fucking skateboard!John: No, don't waste your time on girls with hats. They tend to be very proper.Jeremy: Yeah, well the proper girl in the hat just eye fucked the shit out of me.[the guests in front of them turn and look at Jeremy]John: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Why don't you say it a little louder? I don't think the priest heard you.Jeremy: Look, John, I'm sorry I'm not sorry, okay? I'm not gonna apologize. I'm a cocksman![they turn around again]On July 15, they're coming to your wedding...with or without invitations.They're just a couple of guys who need a good wife.Hide Your actual IQ rating.Life's a Blessing, Remember to Pray.1. “True love is the soul’s recognition of its counterpoint in another.” – Claire Cleary. 2. “You know how they say we only use 10% of our brains? I think we only use 10 % of our hearts.” – John Beckwith. 3. “Love doesn’t exist; that’s what I’m trying to tell you guys. And I’m not picking on love, ’cause I don’t think friendship exists either.”
