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So in this selection of funniest Shakespeare quotes we’ve stuck to the most amusing Shakespeare insults, a few obviously funny one-liners, and finish with one of Shakespeare’s dirtiest jokes which does require some explanation, but is worth it.
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“How art thou out of breath when thou hast breath to say to me that thou art out of breath?”“I wish my horse had the speed of your tongue.”“Do you not know I am a woman? When I think, I must speak.”“I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me.”“I would not wish any companion in the world but you.”“Self-love, my liege, is not so vile a sin, as self-neglecting.”“Doubt thou the stars are fire, doubt that the sun doth move. Doubt truth to be a liar, but never doubt I love.”“I am one who loved not wisely but too well.”“Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and others have greatness thrust upon them.”“We know what we are, but know not what we may be.”“Sweet are the uses of adversity which, like the toad, ugly and venomous, wears yet a precious jewel in his head.”“Our doubts are traitors and make us lose the good we oft might win by fearing to attempt.”“What a piece of work is a man! How noble in reason! how infinite in faculty! in form and moving how express and admirable! in action how like an angel! in apprehension how like a god!” – Hamlet“To be, or not to be: that is the question: Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles” – Hamlet“All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely players; They have their exits and their entrances; And one man in his time plays many parts” – As You Like It“What’s in a name? That which we call a rose By any other name would smell as sweet” – Romeo and Juliet- Robert Pickering
Shakespeare's insults are some of his funniest and most memorable quotes. Who knew Early Modern English could be so sassy? There's no need to search any further for a witty comeback; enjoy the list below.
Agnes of Hesse (31 May 1527 – 4 November 1555) was a princess of Hesse by birth and by marriage Electress of Saxony. Life. Agnes was a daughter of Philip I, Landgrave of Hesse, and his first wife, Christine of Saxony. She married Maurice, Duke (and later Elector) of Saxony, on 9 January 1541.
Feb 24, 2024 · Discover a collection of amusing and clever Shakespeare quotes that will bring laughter to your day. From witty one-liners to humorous exchanges, these funny Shakespeare quotes highlight the playwright's comedic genius and timeless humor.
Apr 7, 2024 · Spread the love. Diving into Shakespeare’s world with humor isn’t just about dusting off old books; it’s like finding a hidden passage that connects the past with our present laughter. Ever thought about how Shakespeare, with all those complex characters and twisty plots, could still land a joke today?
Dogberry. Much Ado About Nothing. Dogberry played by Michael Keaton. Dogberry has entertained generations of audiences with his malapropisms and pompous demeanour as chief of the Watch – the voluntary civilian police in Messina. The Watch itself is funny, as Shakespeare is to some extent satirizing the state of Elizabethan law enforcement.
