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Dec 2, 2023 · 100+ Best Pat and Mike Jokes. Take a comedic journey alongside Pat and Mike with our collection of jokes. These jokes capture the playful spirit and comic chemistry between these vibrant characters, offering entertainment and good-natured humor for all.
Pat and Mike work at the Guinness Brewery, and one day there's an accident. Pat calls Mike's wife, Mary, and says: "Sure, and I hate to be tellin ya this, but there's been an accident down at the Guinness."
Mike walks into a bar and sees Pat sitting at the end of the bar with a great big smile on his face. Mike says, "Pat, what are you so happy for?"….
Jan 12, 2009 · Pat and Mike are camping in the forest, and the mosquitoes are so fierce that they have to hide in their sleeping bags to keep from being bitten. they think it is ok to come out when a group of fireflies comes in, so Pat says, "lets just go home, they're coming after us with flashlights!"
Apr 4, 2013 · The main characters in this country are Pat and Mike and most of the old anecdotes paint them as unbelievably ignorant immigrants. Fresh off the boat, they talk funny, and just don't understand anything about their new home.
- William Ritter
So I took her way out Mike, way way out much further than the last two! I turned off the key, looked at her boobs and said, 'It's either screw or swim!' She pulled down her pants and...
Pat and Mike the Irishmen are walking down Regent Street... ...when suddenly Pat sees a sign. "Full suit: £25, Shirt: £10, Trousers: £10." He gives Mike a nudge. "Look at that, Mike! Clothes are so cheap here! We should buy this guy out and sell this stuff for a fortune when we get back to Ireland!" "Great plan!"
